2. Turn-ons?
None, thank-you.
Tits.
Leather.
Sense of humour.
Open mind.
Hot wax.
Sssnakes.
Once more, a matter that rests compleately in the hands of those damn fanfic authors.

3. The best things in life?
You work hard for and earn.
Should be made free.
Are free.
Can be bought.
Are different for each individual.
Are not what the public is interested in.
Best things? Foolish mortal. Everything is relative.
Always seem to elude me in fanfics...

4. Most important thing in a relationship?
Mutual respect.
Sex.
Love.
Sex.
Love!
SEX.
There is not a pattern here.
Sex.

5. Guilty pleasure? (Be honest now...)
Pornography
Masturbation.
pOrn.
Shoes.
None of your business.
Writing nasty things about people.
Actually, I'm immune to guilt...
Better question: Why do you want to know?

6. Drink of choice?
Coffee.
Beer.
Chardonnay.
Champagne.
Earl grey tea.
Ink.
Sssnake milk.
Merlot.

7. Once upon a time...
I was in love.
I had to go a reeeaally long time without sex.
I sacrificed myself for my first born child.
I was innocent.
I was happy.
I was armed with nothing but my quill and ambition
I was a little orphan boy *snicker*.
You could read all the fanfics about me in an afternoon.

8. Best (compleately out of context) quote from Shakespeare?
Why, 'tis good to be sad and say nothing.
Madam, undress you, and come now to bed.
Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind.
I'll teach you to flow.
No more, and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache, and thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
My naked weapon is out.
O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightested heaven of invention!
What, will these hands never be clean?