T-shirt Quotes

For those of you who know me, you know that I am well known for my sarcastic, weird, or just plain funny, T-shirts, heres a list of sayings that I, well, "wear".

MY SHIRTS

• The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamsters Dead
• I Don't Suffer from Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute of It
• Wanna Know How to Keep an Idiot Busy, See Back of Shirt / Wanna Know How to Keep an Idiot Busy, See Front of Shirt
• Do You Know What Your Promblem is..... Your Stupid
• I See Small People
• Your Lips Keep Moving, But All I Hear is.... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
• Im No Longer a Danger to Society
• I Have Gone to Find Myself, If I Get Back Before I Return, Keep Me Here
• Memory Insuficient
• You Have The Right To Remain Silent, Anything You Say Will Be Misquoated and Then Used Against You
• I Put the Fun in Disfunctional
• My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems
• I'd Love to Have a Battle of Wits' With You.... But You Appear Unarmed
• Lead Me Not Into Temptation, I Can Find It Myself
• Heck is Where People Go, Who Don't Believe in Gosh
• I Don't Get Even, I Just Get More Odd
• It's Only Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt, Then It's Hilarious
• I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Just Not Real Friendly
• I'm Immature, Unorganized, Lazy, and Loud, But I'm Fun
• I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a DRUNK, Alcoholics Go To Meetings
• I'm Not Lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged
• Jesus Saves, Passes To Moses, Shoots, and Scores
• There's Definatley Something Wrong With Me

SHIRTS I'VE SEEN

• As a Matter of Fact the World Does Revolve Around ME
• I Can Only Be Nice To One Person a Day, Today Isn't Your Day, Tommarow Dosen't Look Good Either
• I Didn't Do It
• YOU MAKE ME SICK, I mean that in a good way
• Look Everyone Makes Mistakes, Take Your Parents For Example
• Stupid People Make My Brain Sad
• You Must Be the Village Idiot
• Do You Hear It To ?
• Sometimes Its Not Worth Fighting The Clowns Under My Bed In The Morning
• The Little Men In My Head That Scream at the Back of My Brain, Told Me To Tell You Hi
• The Goverment Payes Me Not To Reproduce
• Your Tribal Name Is, Screams Like Girl
• Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Get In Trouble Too
• I Think I'll Ride This Freak Thing Out For a While
• Tell Your Mom I Said Thanks
• I Think Therfore I Can't Sleep
• I Chose The Road Less Traveled and Now Where The Heck Am I?
• Why Is The Alphelbet In That Order? Is It Because of That Song?
• I Wore a Harness As a Child
• If You Can Read This Your Violating My Personal Space
• Do I Look Like a Freaken People Person
• I Didnt Escape They Gave Me a Day Pass
• I Don't Know What Your Problem Is But I Bet Its Hard To Pronounce
• Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses

BUMPER STICKERS

• I Had Sex With Your Honor Student
• Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks your an Asshole
• I scare my own Family
• Normal people scare me
• Mean people need Prozak
• Cleverly disguiesed as a responsable adult
• 99% angel
• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the nessaccery forms