PAGE SEVEN TEXAS CROC PIX! |
In the lake next to the NEW OUTBACK that Steve built in Shenandoah, Texas (near their home), dwelt TWO CROCODILES. (Maybe they were ALLIGATORS … I have no flippin’ idea what the DIF is!!! So. I’m calling them, “CROCs!”)
ONE of these crocs was captured and KILLED by the construction workers!
Whereupon, Steve took the dead croc to a local TAXIDERMIST, and, verily, didst have the croc STUFFED & MOUNTED, so as to become a WALL DISPLAY in the new OUTBACK!!!
I told Steve, “The only, MORE-PERFECT, OUTBACK wall display you could possibly have, would be if you captured, killed, stuffed and mounted PAUL HOGAN!!!” [FOTFLOL!]
IT IS !!!
The CROC that |
TALKING DIRTY to his CROC. |
MAKING-UP to his CROC!!!
[Can we say, |
on CHRISTMAS DAY! So, it was EMPTY (closed), and Jennii decided to BARTEND for us.
I titled this “Drunk GOTH Bartender!”
[BTW: Jennii’s a “Straight-Edger” … |