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Brian's favorite joke #1:
Q: what do you call a spice girl with a brain? A: pregnant --------------------------------------------- another joke Brian said: interviewers Q: what's the best joke of 2000? Brian's A: limp bizkit |
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this was an old joke, someone (not i) just twisted it around to make it Placebo related...
Placebo were getting ready to go on a world tour and Steve was worried that his girlfriend would be unsatisfied in his absence and leave him. The day before the tour started, Brian and Stefan went to their favorite sex shop to stock up on flavored lube and started chatting with the clerk about Steve's prediciment. The clerk said, "I've got just the thing for him." He reached under the counter and pulled out a big purple dildo. "This is a magic dildo. All his girlfriend has to do is say 'magic dildo' and a part of the body. The magic dildo will insert itself into that part and fuck the hell out of her until she cums." Brian started clapping his hands and saying "Oh that's perfect! Steve will be so happy!" So they bought it and took it over to Steve's flat. Brian burst through the door, waving the phalus in front of him, "Look Steve look! It's a magic dildo!" Steve crossed his arms and scoffed at him, "Magic dildo my ass!" | |
these next few aren't 'Cebo related, but, until i get more Placebo jokes, this page is too empty without them. and besides, my juvenile sense of humor finds them funny...
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Q: what's the difference between Micheal Jackson & a plastic bag?
A: one is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with... and the other is used to carry groceries
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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few
basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple minutes of silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's ass, but I licked my index."
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Q: Why was Six afraid of Seven?
A: Because Seven eight Nine!
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Q: April showers bring May flowers; what do May flowers bring?
A: PILGRIMS!
please email me at dreamplacebo@yahoo.com if you've got a good Placebo joke
