A Taste O’ DED BOB LYRICS!

THE BARNEY SONG
(ala’ DED BOB!)

Here's some news, Barney's dead.
A big T-Rex chewed off his head!
His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground.
Everything's quiet in Barney Town.

Ded Bob Zombies Sing This Song
Sung to the tune of “Camp Town Ladies”
(The “doo-dah, doo-dah” parts are sung by the audience!)

Oh...I sure hope you like my show
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
At the end you're free to go
(oh, doo-dah-day)

My name's Bob and this is Smuj
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I like women, he likes fudge
(oh, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"Oh, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(oh, doo-dah-day)

Many ask me how I died
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Were you stabbed or were you fried?
(oh, doo-dah-day)

I was hung from yonder tree
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Before that I hung to my knee
(oh, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"Oh, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(oh, doo-dah-day)

All the blood rushed to my toes
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Maggots ate away my nose
(oh, doo-dah-day)

All my bones stayed nice and strong
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I’ve still got one ten inches long
(oh, doo-dah-day)

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