These are MISTRESS CHAS’ VERSION O’

“The RULES for WENCH WALKS!!!” These RULES are NOT “sanctioned” by – nor “representative” of – The International Wenches Guild’s RULES!!! Remember! I am NOT an “Official” representative of the International Wenches Guild!!!

The International Wenches Guild’s Wench Walk rules seriously LIMIT
those who are “ALLOWED” to participate in a Wench Walk!
According to the IWG, ONLY IWG-registered WENCHES may participate.

Personally, I think that the IWG’s participant limitation is a CROCK o’ CHIT!!!
[Pardon my “French”! LOL]

After all, what is the POYNTE of attending a Ren Fest?
Is it not FOR HAVING FUN?! YES! It is for HAVING FUN!!!

THUS! It is MY opinion that WENCH WALK COORDINATORS
should ENCOURAGE ALL PEOPLE who attend the Faire
to participate in EVERY Wench Walk! This includes:

• All “registered” Wenches (costumed or not)
• All Costumed Wenches (even if “UNREGISTERED”)
• All UN-costumed Wenches (even if “UNREGISTERED”)
• ALL WOMEN – of ANY age – who can be talked into participating
• E’en all MEN, who can be coerced into accompanying or (better yet!)
  “SERVICING” the Walking Wenches during their walk!
  (More about “Servicing Himbos” later!)

THAT SAID …
What follows are:

MISTRESS CHAS’ RULES FOR WENCH WALKS!

Once it is decided that the Wenches Will Walk …
the Tarts March …
the Bawds Promenade …
the Lust Muster…

The Wench Walk is Announced to the Faire:

The Wench Walk Mistress and her associate Wenches cruise the Faire, inviting likely “Old” & “New” Wenches to join the Walk, advising them when to muster at, “Ye Olde Lust Muster Poynte!” – and generally announcing the Wench Walk to the Faire populace. At the designated Muster Tyme (and at the designated Muster Poynt), after the Wenches have been briefed as to the “Rules” of the Wench Walk, the Wench Walk Mistress should bawdily announce:

• “Hear-ye! Hear-ye! The Wenches are about to Walk!”
• (Hopefully someone will call out, “Are they Friendly Wenches?!”)
• (Whereupon, one or more Wenches can reply, “Yoooooou’ll see!”)

Wenchly Walk-Announcement-Banter-Examples include:

“Wenches Willing to Walk shall convene at (location & time here)!”

“The Wench Walk will commence at (time here)!”

“Blokes and Rogues, Lads and Louts, Lords and Himbos, Sirs and Sissy-Boys (whatevah!)
may trail along with the Tarts – if they dare!”

The Muster Occurs

The Wenches group together at the prearranged spot & tyme. (This is defined as a “Lust” of Wenches!) Here they don their garish lipstick and summon-up adventurous attitudes. Wench Walk Rules are reviewed. The Chant is learned.

Song lyrics should be provided to those who need them!

ALSO during the LUST MUSTER, SERVICING HIMBOS are selected!

Whereas I’ve ALWAYS encouraged the male counterparts of any & every WENCH
(or Lady) who participates in the WENCH WALK to JOYNE THE WALK,
in 2004 I realized THREE important SERVICE NEEDS that
HIMBOS (male participants) could PERFORM during a Wench Walk!

1. A “PHOTOG HIMBO”
   … he who takes PIX while the Wenches are Walking
2. A “GRAPE BEARER HIMBO”
   … he who carries the Grape Basket (and moist towelettes)
   to facilitate Grape DIVES!
3. And, A “MIRROR BEARER”
   … he who carries the mirror to facilitate RE-LOADING o’ Wenches’ Lips!
   (This Himbo also carries a roll o’ TP to facilitate WIPING OFF smudges!)

To view some great pix o’ SERVICING HIMBOS in ACTION
Go to 2004 Nebraska Ren Fest WENCH WALK PIX Page Two

The Walk Begins
The Preface or Beginning of the Walk is basically the same as
the Denouement or Closing of the Walk.
Every Walk must begin and end with a song!
(Similarly, the starting Poynt of the Walk is also the ending Poynt of the Walk.)

Once the first song is sung, the Wench Walk has begun
and the Lust should move out into the Faire.

Wenches should Saucily-Saunter through the Faire,
gauging everyone with a lusty, measuring eye.

When a Wench notices a male (Bloke, Lord, Lad, Lout, Himbo, Rogue, etc…) whom she wishes to MARK, she should announce her intention to the Lust and onlookers, “Huzzah, Sisters! Yon, me thinks, tis a likely Lord! Shall I have at him?!” (Clearly indicating the particular male.)

To which, the Lust should respond, “Aye! Have at him, Sister!”
Whereupon, the Wench should KISS the “mark,”
leaving a brightly-hued MARK upon him!

Remember to SAUCILY-SAUNTER – NOT RUN – up to your mark!
(We are not cats in heat, but women with a mission!)
And, keep your kisses ABOVE THE WAIST!
This is a Family Faire. Fondling or groping is not appropriate!!!
(Unless you know the mark, and KNOW that no “foul” will be called because of it)!!!

Should you elect to bestow a WUBBY upon the mark (with or without a kiss), this should also be announced to the Lust and onlookers. “Tis such a fine specimen, Sisters! Shall I bestow a Wubby upon him?!” To which, the Lust should respond, “Aye! Wubby, Sister! Wubby!” Upon being Wubbied (and/or marked) by a Wench, said Wench should present the Rogue, Lord, Lad (etc…) with a FREE KISS (or Wubby) card.

The Kiss/Wubby card may be redeemed with any other member of the Lust,
OR kept for non-Lust-member redemption.
(Obviously, we cannot guarantee cooperation of non-Lust-members!)

Periodically during the walk, the Wench Walk Mistress may signal the Lust to perform

The Wench Walk Chant by calling out any prearranged “CUE.” (See below for cue suggestions.) In response, the Lust should chant, “We’re Walking … We’re Wenching … We’re Walking … HUH—ZAH!!” (“Huzzah!!” is punctuated by two handclaps.)

If songs are sung DURING the walk,
the Lust should STOP to sing them.

Mid-Walk Poynt: Once the Walk’s half-way mark is reached, the Lust should stop and SING A SONG before resuming the Walk. (Usually reversing the direction, and heading back to the original Muster Poynt).

End O’ The Walk: Upon returning to the Poynt of Origin, a final song is sung. With the final song, the Wench Walk is concluded.

THE WENCH CHANT:

“We’re Walking … We’re Wenching … We’re Walking … HUH—ZAH!!”
(“Huzzah!!” should be punctuated by two handclaps.)

Any prearranged “CUE” can be employed by the Wench Walk Mistress
to SIGNAL THE WENCH CHANT:

“Wenches, 2, 3, 4!”
… “Wenches?!”
… “We’re Walking!”
… and so on.

Banter Proclaimed by any Wench sighting someone she’d like to “mark”:
“Huzzah, Sisters! Yon tis a likely Lord (Lad … Bloke … Himbo … Rogue … etc…)!
Shall I Kiss him?!”

To which the other Wenches should heartily respond,
“Aye! Kiss him, Sister! Kiss him!”

Banter Proclaimed by any Wench sighting someone she’d like to “WUBBY”:
“Huzzah, Sisters! Yon, me thinks, tis a lusty Lord!”
(Lad … Bloke … Himbo … Rogue … etc…)!
“Shall I have at him?!”

To which the other Wenches should heartily respond,
“Aye! Have at him, Sister!”

Be creative and use “alliteration” as often as possible!!!:

“Yon I spy a Savory Sir!” “… a Right Rugged Rogue!” “… a Handsome Himbo!”

“Yon tis a Toothsome Target!” “… a Luscious Lout!” “… a Wicked Wastrel!”

and so on!

“Aye! Sister! Go TO it!”

If you have suggestions for MISTRESS CHAS’ RENAISSANCE WEB SITE,
Plz Email the “WebMistress” – Ms. Chas!
c-d-miller@neb.rr.com
That’s: c-d-miller@neb.rr.com –
those are now hyphens/dashes
between the “c” and “d” and “miller”

This COUNTER was started on January 5th, 2001.