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Now that Deep Throat has swallowed there are several other questions that must me answered. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons . . . No. Sorry, wrong list. Here are the questions that must be answered and Spector is ready to answer them. Here you go!!!!

Was JF Kennhepee killed by more than one person?
If JFK was murdered it was Rose Kennhepee behind it. She had the motive, the money and the balls to do what had to be done to protect the family name.

Was Marilyn Monroe murdered?
If she was murdered it would be by Bobbie Kennhepee who was cleaning up after the JFK assassination. But she wasn't murdered. Spector interviewed her and JFK several years ago. They are happily livign together in Las Vegas in a Trailer Park where their Cheuffer, Elvis Presley lives next door.

What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
Jimmy Hoffa is on the cruise ship Mary Celeste with Judge Crater.

Is there a Lock Ness Monster?
Yes but it's just a British Oscar Mayer Wiener car that was dumped into the lake when vegetarianism took over in Scotland.

Is Bary Bonds on Steroids?
Bonds will retire and take his fame rather than hit again so statisticians can measure his decline in Home Runs.

Who was the Carly Simon Song, You're so Vain, written about?
It is about Warren Beatty. Here is a Spector True Story from the book, You'll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again by Julia Phillips. Julia tells of once taking her then 12-year-old daughter to a Hollywood party in the afternoon. Julia looked around and noticed that Warren Beatty was sitting at a table talking with her daughter. Julia walked over to the table to confront him but he responded by asking Julia and his daughter to his place. Julia replied, "Warren, we're both too mature for you."


Last Updated 6/2/05