Statement signed by O'Swami bint Laudenum, Sheik Death Rattle and Roll, Mullah Fatwa, Assahola GhoMaimMe, Sadddman Who'sSane and Imana 'nPapa.
There is no Allah but God and O'Swami bint Laudenum is his only messenger!
Praise be to God, who revealed the Book, controls the wind and rain, defeats evil-doers, and says in His Book, Sura 33 Aya 61, "Cursed: wherever they are found they shall be seized and murdered, a (horrible) murdering." This reference clearly states that murder is answered with execution for the crime the necessary conclusion of the injunction not to kill.
Islam has neversince God made the world flat, created its land, and encircled it with seasbeen embarrassed by the actions of moslems who call for death of the innocent, encite other violences, and hide like cowards to avoid punishment for their crimes. All this is happening at a time when moslems are migrating to other nations, learning new and wonderful things and living better than they ever have. In the light of the grave situation and the lack of will to take back the peaceful aspect of Islam, we and you are obliged to discuss current events, and we should all agree on how to settle the matter.
No one argues today about four facts that are known to everyone; we will list them, in order to remind everyone:
The Fatwa has a respected place in Islam as a reasoned settlement of important issues to the moslem Oohma. It is clearly stated that Fatwas should not be based upon the muftis or lawyers own will and ideas, and must be rendered in accordance with fixed precedent. A Fatwa serves two important purposes; providing an opinion of important issues based upon the Queeron and other Islamic texts* such as inheritance precedence in rare cases and whether organ transplants violate the dietary laws, and decisions of guilt or innocence of Islamic crimes from the Queeron such as Murder, Robbery, Rape and Adultry and directing the penalty for the guilty. In the latter case, considering the duly constituted Governments whether Monarchy or Constitutional, the Fatwa is issued to that Government for review and execution.
* These serve to update opinions to reflect the current world and help the faithful live a good, moslem life.
There is a third form of Fatwas that issue edicts for punishment of those who offend Islam but are not within the rule of the Government under which the Fatwa is issued or for which the prescibed punishment is not within Islamic Law. With this third form of Fatwa there is not a review by a duly constituted Government. Examples include:
These writers of Death Fatwas aim to impose their Dark Vision on Islam itself. Moslems should feear more these ceekers of death and destruction than fear the intrigues of the West against Islam. The West are not angels but they are fair.
Fatwas such as these do harm to the author, to Islam and to the world.
Such Fatwas do harm to the world by causing dissention and hatred. It is not only the person that the Fatwa addresses that despairs of Islam but all people of the world who fear or resent such actions. No one wants to be threatened by one far away where they cowardly hide and spew violence. Many right minded people think such wrongs are against mankind and those who threaten and their supporters should be punished and removed from society. Their proper concern is directed at those supporters who are near creating barriers where none existed before.
Such Fatwas do harm to Islam because of this dissention and hatred that is directed not only at the author but at Islam. It is Islam that now has the image of violence and not the peace that Islam claims to seek for the world. This divides moslems more and more from the rest of the world and feeds upon all hatreds.
Such Fatwas do harm to the author who weakens his moral authority and may even be deemed the perpetrator of acts forbidden under the Queeron. The fact of all the hatred and dissention it creates is harming others compounds the crime. All of the despair his act causes to the Islam and to the world will be on his name and Allah will surely remember.
All of these truths justify action to stop the anger and distrust of Islam that is harming Islam. undermining the legitimate uses of the Fatwa and causing much distress to moslems world wide. Misuse of the Fatwa has caused otherwise innocent moslems to wrongly take violent action thereby harming Islam as a community, harming themselves and harming their friends and family. Misuse of the Fatwa will cause harm to the issuer and his soul when he falsely proclaims for his own purposes.
For these reasons all people of the faith must protect Islam by cleansing Islam of those who would violate the word by doing these harmful acts. This will create a better Islam truly of peace and brotherhood as exists during the Pilgrimage. It will display an Islam that is in keeping with the Book making Islam a wonder of the World.
The use of Fatwas as described above undermines the truth of the legitimate Fatwas that are so necessary to Islam to maintain peace and tranquility. Such usage weakens Islam and makes it difficult to live in the world. The writes of such Fatwas risk their very souls for perversely using the laws of God.
The ruling that any member of Islam who knows another member of Islam that wrongly issues a Fatwa against those those not within the rule of the Government under which the Fatwa is issued or for which the prescibed punishment is not within Islamic Law and without a review by a duly constituted Government will see that he is punished in accordance with the words of Almighty God:
[5.32] For this reason did We prescribe to the children of Israel that whoever slays a soul, unless it be for manslaughter or for mischief in the land, it is as though he slew all men; and whoever keeps it alive, it is as though he kept alive all men; and certainly Our apostles came to them with clear arguments, but even after that many of them certainly act extravagantly in the land.
[5.33] The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His apostle and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement,
[17.33] And do not kill any one whom Allah has forbidden, except for a just cause, and whoever is slain unjustly, We have indeed given to his heir authority, so let him not exceed the just limits in slaying; surely he is aided.
Good moslems desirous of not offending these laws of God should notify their government of such illigitamate Fatwas and their perpetrators. The leaders of that government shall investigate and punish the perpetrators. If requested by a duly constituted foreign Government, the perpetrators shall be arrested and if there is reson to believe these facts are true, the perpetrator will be turned over to the foreign duly constituted Government according to International Law and there they will be tried and punished. May Allah be merciful to them.
© HWS, 2005