Hi! I'm Bob the banana. I was created on December 11, 2001, by Jessi Perez. I was then seized by a vicious, cruel man, who threw me into his pocket, where I struggled to breathe for a whole 10 minutes. I was then removed, and jiggled about like a play thing by Eric Green, who was sitting inside of a large yellow moving box. After a little bit, I was returned to the cruel man, and stuffed into a brown paper sack. Soon, I noticed something else falling into the sack. I looked up to see my old friend, Chicken of the Sea. Not to much later, he was removed, and I was forced to quarter with a duct taped spoon. They are so pushy, let me tell you. Anyway, it was a bumpy ride to wherever I was going. I finally reached a halt, and was pulled out of the bag. I was then placed in a place with blinding lights, and was forced to...take an x-ray or something. I was removed, and henceforth placed onto a desk, where I am to sit, until that cruel man updates this page.
Bob from one side. His full name is written on his side, as you can see.
Bob from another side. From this side you can see his "MOO" button, and his ONE arm.
This is Chicken Of The Sea. It's a TUNA!
This is Otis, the duct taped spoon.
