Hi! I'm Joe the Hamster. I am basically just the skin off one of those dancing hamster thingies. I didn't like being in all of that "Gigolo Joe" crap, so I had Eric remove them. On the big yellow moving box, [the one Bob mentioned], Joey and Eric skinned me. When Joey was scaning me, the door fell down as he was putting me in, and part of my skin tore. Luckilly, he was resourceful and duct taped me back together. So here I am. Woo. Big deal, you say. It's just a hamster, you say. No. "I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go...."
Joe being flattened.
A More Acceptable Picture.
Joe From the Side.
