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1965 Senior Class Will

This Will has been pondered upon and the following articles have been unanimously approved as desirable and fitting.

To Mr Watkins we will our ability to get out of Detention Hall.
To the Freshmen we will all our old love letters and parking places. We know they will be appreciated.
To the Sophomores we will all our old hours of detention - if the need arises.
To the Juniors we will the following:
We, John Small and Jim Maryott, will all our free passes across the Decatur bridge to Marvin Young.
I, Perk Lewis, will my Sherman to Fanchon Brewer, tanks don't get stuck.
I, Pat Sparks, will my old letter sweaters to Cathy Minor - Good luck!
I, Daryl Farrens, will my ability with the opposite sex to Dean Hightree.
I, Phil Worley, will my ability to get my sister home on time to Dan Sears.
I, Paul Richards, will my ability to drive '56 Chevys to Mary Farrens.
I, Donald Uehling, will my muscles and athletic ability to Don Ball; that way Decatur will have one "He-Man" next year.
I, Aletha Parker, will my ability to draw dirty pictures to Pam Davis.
I, Jim Maryott, will all my dead minnows to John McMullen.
I, Mary Hopkins, will all my old shortcuts to Tekamah to Pat Darling.
I, Dave Ferguson, will my ability to get red to Mike Williams.
I, Sandy Tenney, will all my height to Larry Larsen and Dan Small.
I, Perk Lewis, will my ability to stack salads at the Green Lantern to Janice Peterson.
I, Lillian Hayes, will my ability to drive to no one, I need it all myself.
I, Ronnie Tenney, will my ability to get off of high places to Mary Farrens.
I, Terry Pickell, will my long curly hair to Fanchon Brewer.
We, John Small and Phil Worley, will our small shoe sizes to Jim Kellogg.
I, John Small, will my little brother nothing because he has everything anyway.
I, Dianne Ferguson, will all my ability to make up excuses to Del Hightree; maybe he'll come with some new ones.
I, Jim Maryott, will my scholastic ability to Roberta Cooper; that way I'll know someone will graduate next year.
I, Terry Pickell, will my ability to change C-A-R-S to J-U-N-K to Jim Morgan.

Headlines for '75

Daryl Farrens has just returned to Decatur for a visit. He is now working for the Los Angeles Dodgers but is not making too much money at the Bat Boy position.
Diane Ferguson, Licenses Registered Nurse, has now walked 14,973,691 miles of corridor at Blair General Hospital where she is now working closely with Dr Kildare on a very important case.
Dave Ferguson is a new farming tycoon! He is now farming the complete state of Nebraska. He is called by the nickname of "Farmer Ferguson."
Lillian Hayes is now the world champion Demolition Derby driver. She is especially good at demolishing '63 Chevy's.
Jim Maryott has just completed his 356 visit to the Methodist Hospital. He is trying to promote better understanding between the nurses and patients.
Mary Hopkins has become the first American woman astronaut. When asked why she chose this field, she replied, "I just hate men."
Terry Pickell has now started his own junk yard from the remains of his previously owned cars (keep trying Pickel, you have to get a good one sooner or later).
Donald Uehling is now bootlegging candy bars, pop, and popcorn to the lower classmen in Study Hall. We're behind you all the way, Butch!
Aletha Parker has become a multi-millionaire. She is a fashion designer for the Winnie Winkle Comic Strip.
Paul Richards is the only mechanic who can put a car together with bubble gum and sealing wax and make it still capable of running the quarter at 155.
Pat Sparks is now recovering from the change in altitude after living in high altitudes all her life. She is now residing at low altitudes between Decatur and Walthill.
John Small is now head salesman of the Thurston County branch of the Pioneer Seed Company.
Sandra Tenney is now working as a bush-whacker for salary instead of pleasure; you would be surprised how many mothers call on her services.
Ronnie Tenney sets new record as the world's best paratrooper. He has tackled the task of jumping from high altitudes without getting hurt.
Phil Worley has now become the first one-man naval fleet. He is also working on his Master's Degree in mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Perk Lewis' Sherman has been accepted into the tank corp. Perk is still trying to be accepted. At this time we're not sure of the outcome.



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