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TOP TEN THINGS TO NEVER DO IN AN X-WING

by Samuel Crawford

10) Eating french fries during an attack run.(Yeah, Jek)
9) Playing chicken with a squadron of TIE Bombers.
8) Your Flight suit is not a wet suit.
7) Make a corellian slip with out being in attack position.
6) Losing the ability to differentiate a TIE from an X-wing.
5) Mistaking a Death Star for a small moon you can make repairs on.
4) Installing an air conditioner instead of an astromech translator.
3) All of a sudden lowering your shields in the middle of a dog fight.
2) Accidentily hitting the eject button instead of the hyperdrive lever.
1) Ignore the high pitched squeal your astromech just emitted.

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