...you roll a die to see what game to play that night.
...you tap your pop tarts before you eat them.
...you can't find one bit of your clothing in the dark.
...you have a store card for the military surplus store.
..."easy listening" to you is anything lighter than Metallica.
...you set off airport metal detectors...naked.
...you list your next of kin as "my gold marble-effect d20" or "my Beta Black Lotus"
...your idea of a night out is playing at someone else's house.
Gamer's Republic ID Card
Name: Frances Andrews
Alias: Gothboy
Sex: What are you kidding? I'm a gamer! Oh right. Male.
Age: Magical or natural?
Address: My Parents' Basement
Occuptaion: Gamer. Duh.
Identifying Marks: Too many to list here
Top 10 Reasons Gaming is better than Sex.
10. You're more likely to last longer than 2 minutes. (except in Type I)
9. You don't have to worry about pleasing anyone else.
8. You can game with more than one person at a time
7. No one ever caught syphillis by deploying Ewoks.
6.
