(Kids singing Frosty song)
DUDE...Don't put the hat on Frosty
Why not?
Cause if you do, he'll come to life...
COOL?
NO, IT'S NOT COOL. M-my, sister...in Minnesota, put the hat on Frosty and it tried to kill her!!
Eh, Fuck him, let's do it anyway...
{{{frosty comes to life}}}
Oh my god..Frosty killed Kenny!!!
I told you not to put the 'fuckin' hat, on frosty's 'fuckin' head, didn't i?
Oh well, I'm sorry mr. rocket fucking scientist. I--
Wait, maybe he can help..
who?
(walk to santa)
HO HO HO. Wait a minute, slow down, eeeasy. Now what seems to be the problem.
(something like) frosty came to life, and killed kenny, and now he wants to kill all of us.
Did he look something like this
(AHHHH).
yeah, something like that.
aaaahahaaaaaaa.
(Santa turns into Frosty)
What are we gonna do.???
Oh...Christ...
(ah) JESUS...!
(They go to Jesus)
Jesus we beseech thee in our time of nee----
o.k., fucking frosty, he fuckin killed---
DUDE, this is Jesus, you don't say FUCK in front on Jesus.
(Baby jesus goes one on one with frosty, throws his halo and decapitates him)
OUR SAVIOR!!!
Whew, that sucked, I'm sure glad that's over with.
Yeah...but ya know I think i learned something today. Christmas isn't about santa or frosty....
Yeah, it's about jesus....
No, it's...not even about Jesus either.
So, what's it abut then?
Presents.
ahh..
Don't you see, presents.
yeah..
Hey man, let's go, I know where my parents HIDE my presents.
cool.
yeah.
(the end)