City On The Edge Of Forever 

[School Bus]

Kids are laughing and screaming and having fun

Ms.Crabtree: Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICK!!!!

Cartman is seen eating a chocolate cake

Stan: Hey Cartman.

Cartman: What?

Stan: Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?

Cartman: Mm, let me think. No.

Kyle: Come on fatass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway.

Cartman: [continues to eat] Mm it's chocolaty and delightful.

Stan: GIVE US SOME CARTMAN!

Ms.Crabtree: Be quiet back there!

Kyle looks out the window

Kyle: Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there.

Stan: The road is always snowy.

Kyle: I know but it's REALLY snowy today.

Cartman: [still eating the cake] Mm I can't possibly finish this whole cake, uh, oh yes I can.

Stan: SHUT UP CARTMAN!!

Ms.Crabtree stops the bus

She takes out a box which contains a bunny and a gun

Ms.Crabtree: Ok, that does it. Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!

She points the gun toward the bunny's head

The kids gasp and freeze

She sees them all quiet and puts the bunny and the gun back into the box, continues to drive

Stan: Dude she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, but I wonder if she ever would.

Kyle: Oh she would dude, she would.

Ms.Crabtree sees a sign blocking the road that says "Road closed due to avalanche."

Ms.Crabtree: GOD!!!! Oh for Christ sake I don't believe this!!!

She sees a sign that says "Detour" and it points to a very dangerous road, another sign is seen that says "At your own risk" but she takes the detour anyway

Stan: Come on fat boy give us some cake now.

Cartman: I cannot possibly eat one more bit of this chocolaty goodness...oh wait wait wait try..

Kyle: DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK!

Ms.Crabtree: [turns around to Kyle] What did you say????!??!?

She then looks at the road and sees that she's about to go off it and fall

Ms.Crabtree: Uh oh.

The bus falls off the road and into some water, and then it falls down 2 water falls

Kyle: I'm scared!

Ms.Crabtree: Be quiet kid!!

Kids: AHHHHH!!!!!

[South Park Woods]

Tour Guide: And right up here you can see a red bellied chickadee. They're indigious to this area.

Man takes a picture

The bus full of kids is seen falling behind the tourists in the background

Woman: What was that?

Tour Guide: What was what?

[School Bus]

Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

The bus ends up on the edge of the cliff. It's stuck there but it's leaning almost ready to fall off

Cartman finished eating his cake

Cartman: All done.

Ms.Crabtree: Sit down and shut up!!!

Kids are all moaning in pain

Ms.Crabtree: I said quiet!

She takes out the bunnny and gun again

Ms.Crabtree: Or else I'll kill the bunny!

[Silence]

Stan: Where are we?

Ms.Crabtree: I have no idea.

Stan: I don't think we're in a very safe spot.

Kyle: Yeah what are we supposed to do?

Ms.Crabtree: Just keep your traps shut, I'll consult the manual.

She opens the book and it says to see video

She takes out a bunch of videos

Cartman: Ms.Crabtree?

Ms.Crabtree: Shut up kid! I have to watch a training video!

She turns the video on, there's a man telling what to do

Video Man: Hello and welcome to tape 7 of the bus drivers video guide. What to do if you become stranded. By now you've calm down the children and kept order by using the "keep-quiet-or-I'll-kill-the-bunny" technique. Now it's time to get help. The most important thing to remember is the children will be safe as long as they stay on the bus. So do not under any circumstances let any children off the bus. The best way to achive this is to tell them something like "a big scary monster will eat you if you step off the bus"

Ms.Crabtree: Kids! Do not get off this bus! If you do a big scary monster will eat you!

Video Man: That's right. With the children properly subdued, you can leave the bus and go out looking for assistance. And remember your bus driver's code: "sit down and shut up!"

She turns video off

Ms.Crabtree: I'm going for help. I'll be back as soon as I can. Remember don't get off this bus or a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU!!!

She gets off the bus which starts leaning down a bit

Kid in Red Shirt: Hey why doens't the scary monster eat her?

Kyle: Cause dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

Ms.Crabtree: What did you say??

Kyle: I said Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!

Ms.Crabtree: Oh.

Stan: Hey this is not good. She could've at least left the heat on.

[Outside the Bus]

Ms.Crabtree is climbing down rocks and onto the road.

Ms.Crabtree: Had to happen to me didn't it?

She stands on the road with her thumb hitching a ride

Truck is driving by

Truck Driver: [singing] Looking for love oooh baby, looking for loove, doooo

He sees Ms.Crabtreee

Truck Driver: Oy, supper time. Come to papa.

He stops his truck

Truck Driver: Hello little lady. Going my way?

Ms.Crabtree: SHUT UP AND HELP ME INTO THIS THING!!!!

Truck driver helps her into the truck

Ms.Crabtree: Come on I haven't got all day!

He starts looking at her legs

Ms.Crabtree: Take me to the nearest town and make it snappy you freak ass crack pot!

Truck Driver: Yes ma'am, right away ma'am.

He starts driving

Truck Driver: So uh, what's a fragile dove like yourself, doing out on a a night like this?

Ms.Crabtree: Look mister, I gotta bus load of kids trapped on that pass, and I need a crane, helicopters and all that crap! Here let me have some of your aspirin.

She eats something

Truck Driver: Uh, uh ma'am those are actually roofies.

Ms.Crabtree: Roofies, aspirin, right now I don't give a rat's ass. How far to the nearest town???

Truck Driver: Mmm sweet.

[School Bus]

Cartman: You guys, what if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped here forever?

Kids gasp

Kyle: We couldn't get trapped here forever Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days.

Kids gasp again

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: What?

Cartman: I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck!

Stan: Would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this and come out of it just fine.

Kyle: Worse than this?

Stan: Well sure. Don't you remember that time when the aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike? Now that was scary.

[Flashback to Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]

Cartman is tied to the tree with a rope

Cartman: This sucks.

Stan, Kyle, and Wendy are sitting hiding behind a log

Kyle: How come the visitors aren't coming for him?

Stan: I think we have to signal them somehow.

Cartman farts fire

Cartman: OWWW!!

Wendy: Hey he's like Rudolph.

Kyle: Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more Cartman, and the visitors are sure to come.

Cartman: Really? Ah, I don't think I can fart anymore tonight.

Kyle: Sure you do.

Stan: Come on Cartman, fart!

Cartman: I don't wanna.

Stan: He can't hold it in forever.

Kyle: Fart damn you!

Cartman: Ok, that does it. Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?!

He farts fire and an Ice Cream truck comes out

Kyle: Whoa, look at that?

Cartman: It's completely immature!

Stan: Hey it's happening again! It's an ice cream truck! Now do you believe us Cartman?

Cartman: You guys can't scare me.

Stan: Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!

A bunch of little visitor ships, and then a big alien ship fly above

Visitors appear

Kyle: Hey look the aliens are getting ice cream!

Stan: Wow I guess everything's gonna be ok.

Stan walks up to Wendy, grabs her and starts making out with her

Flashback ends

[School Bus]

Stan: Now that was what I call a sticky situation.

[Laughter]

Kyle: You can say that again.

Cartman: Was that how it happened?

[Truck]

Ms.Crabtree: Stop let me off you turd!

Truck Driver: Hey I wanna help you. I care a lot about that bus load of uh what was it again?

Ms.Crabtree: Children.

Truck Driver: Yeah right. Let me come with you.

He stops the truck and they enter into a building called "Pauly Shore's Funny Pit" On the side it says "Tonight: Carrot Ass"

[Funny Pit]

Ms.Crabtree: What the hell is this crap???

There's a comedian with poofy red hair who's trying to make bored people laugh

Comedian: I hate flying. Talk about something I hate, it's flyin'.

Truck Driver: Say uh, are those roofies kicking in yet?

Ms.Crabtree: Well I don't think so!

Truck Driver: Damn.

Comedian: You guys like impressions?

Someone in audience: No!

Comedian: Here's my impression of Robert Deniro, "Hey yous, yous guys, shut up yous!"

Ms.Crabtree: You suck!!!!!

[Laughter]

Comedian: [continues impersonating] Yous guys shut up.

Ms.Crabtree: Sit down and shut up!!!!!!

[Laughter]

Comedian: Come on lady, I love you, you love me!

Ms.Crabtree: I SAID, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!!

[Laughter]

Comedian dude pees in his pants, and walks off the stage

A man approaches

Man: [to Ms.Crabtree] Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural! You're the funniest comic I've seen in years!

Ms.Crabtree: Why don't you just shut the hell up! I've got to get some assistance for my broken down bus!

Man: Broken down bus that's great, great angle.

[School Bus]

Stan: Do you see her dude?

Kyle: Nope.

Cartman: God damn it, how long is this gonna take?

Trekkie: She's never coming back. Don't you get it? She's left us here to die like pigs!

Kyle: Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny.

Kenny looks pissed off

Trekkie: I can't take it anymore! I have to get out of here!

Stan: No kid! You heard what Ms.Crabtree said, there's a big black scary monster out there.

Trekkie opens bus doors

Trekkie: Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you. If I make it back, I'll send help.

Kyle: Don't do it kid!

Trekkie gets off and starts walking away

Stan: Maybe Ms.Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster.

Trekkie looks happy

All of a sudden a big black monster comes out of the bushes and eats the kid

Kyle: Holy crap dude!

Monster disappears back into the trees

Few minutes later the Trekkie's skeleton flies up agains the window of the bus leaving blood stains

Kids: AHHHH!

Bebe: Gross!!

Kids all sit back in their seats

Stan: Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus.

[Cut to Commercial]

[Cartman's House]

[Phone rings]

Ms.Cartman: Hello?

Sharon: Oh hello Ms. Cartman, it's Sharon, Stan's mother.

Ms. Cartman: Oh yes Sharon, how are you.

Sharon: Ms.Cartman is your son at home?

Ms.Cartman: Hold on dear, let me check. [Calls into another direction] Hon I made beefy logs!

[Silence]

Ms.Cartman: I made cookie dings!

[Silence]

Ms.Cartman: [to Sharon] Not he's not here.

Sharon: Well now I am worried. I tried all the houses and nobody know where they are.

Ms.Cartman: Oh dear.

[Denver]

In some office

Man: I'm telling you Marty, this woman is a natural. I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich.

Marty: What's her angle?

Man: I can't even explain it. You have to see it.

Marty: Alright, this better be good.

Man: Come on in, come on in.

Ms.Crabtree and the truck driver come in

Ms.Crabtree: What the hell did you bring me to Denver for? You brainless brain fecolpheliac!!!

Man: Mr.Jonas, this is Ms. Crabtree.

Marty: Pleasure to meet you.

Ms.Crabtree: You look like a lump of dog shit just got hit by a CAR!!!!!

Man: What did I tell you?

Marty: She's fantastic. How would you like to make a million dollars baby?

Ms.Crabtree: How'd you like to suck my ass??

Marty: Let's get started right away.

Truck Driver: You gonna be alright?

Ms.Crabtree: Don't touch me!!!

Truck Driver: I'm sorry do you need anything?

Ms.Crabtree: No. I just....

Truck Driver: What?

Ms.Crabtree: Can't help but feel like I've forgotten something.

Shot of Bus appears

[School Bus]

Stan: What time is it?

Kenny: It is 12:07.

Kyle: On Wednesday or Thursday?

Stan: Dude I think it's Saturday now.

Cartman: What? I'm missing the new Fantasy Island.

Kyle: Oh man I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus.

Stan: Well we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us.

Cartman: What do you think it is?

Stan: I don't know it's a big scary monster.

Kyle: Hey, maybe it's that thing scuzzlebutt.

Stan: What?

Kyle: Don't you remember? That time we were out camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned.

[Flashback to Volcano]

Jimbo, Ned, Kyle, Cartman, and Stan are running away from lava

Jimbo: That lava's coming right for us!

Cartman: Heeelp!

They stop at a trench

Scuzzlebutt appears

Jimbo: Jimini oaks! It's the real scuzzlebutt!

Cartman: What? Scuzzlebutt's real?

Kyle: Oh my god! Look at his leg!

Brent Mussberger: Hi kids, I'm TV's Brent Mussberger.

Stan: Dude! He's got Brent Mussberger for a leg!

Scuzzlebutt starts weaving something

Jimbo: Quick Ned shoot it!

Ned: MMm oh no, out of ammo!

Stan: Hey look!

Kyle: Dude he's making ice cream!

Kids start eating ice cream

Cartman: Scuzzlebutt kicks ass!

[Flashback over]

[School]

Kyle: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

[Laughter]

Stan: Ok so we can agree that the monster outside can't be Scuzzlebutt because Scuzzlebutt's nice.

Cartman: Hey, maybe it's our teacher Mr.Garrison.

Kyle: Don't be stupid Cartman. Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us.

Cartman: Oh no? Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford?

[Flashback to Weight Gain 4000]

Mayor: Here she comes!

Kathie Lee is seen riding in a bubble on a float.

Mr.Garrison is seen with a gun

Mr.Garrison: Come on you little bitch.

Mayor: It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!

Crowd cheers

She's pushed onto the stage

Kathie Lee: Thank you.

[Book Depository]

Stan and Wendy come up

Stan: Mr.Garrison! Stop!

Mr.Garrison: Leave us! We must finish what we have begun!

Wendy: But Mr.Garrison!

Mr.Garrison: She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford, she's some kind of alien.

[On stage]

Kathie: Thank you, how I love you all.

A bullet breaks her bubble and into her head.

[Gasp]

All of a sudden a little green alien comes out of here head, and Mr.Garrison shoots it and it dies

[Book depository]

Mr.Garrison: See I told ya.

Stan and Wendy shrug

Stan grabs Wendy again and starts making out with her

[On Stage]

Mayor: Well this is going to put a damper on the day. Let's have ice cream everyone!

Crowd cheers

Cartman is seen on stage eating ice cream, and he's all powerfull and muscular reather than a fatass

Cartman: [flexes] BEEF-CAKE!!!

[Flashback over]

[School Bus]

Cartman: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

[Laughter]

Stan: But the monster outside couldn't be Mr.Garrison, cause Mr.Garrison used a gun.

Cartman: Oh yeah.

[Tonight Show with Jay Leno]

Announcer: Live from Burbank, it's the tonight show, with Jay Leno. Tonight Jay's special guests include "Washed up actress from a citcom and the comedy of Ms.Crabtree. And now here's your host, Jay Leno!

Jay Leno is seen walking with his HUGE chin all the way down to his legs

[Backstage]

Man: Just relax sweet heart you're gonna kill out there.

Ms.Crabtree: Kill who???

Man: That's great, use that.

Truck Driver: Do you need anything?

Ms.Crabtree: Just give me another one of them Roofies.

Truck Driver: Sure.

[South Park Elementary's Guidance Office]

All the parents are gathered in there

Mr.Mackey: Uh ok, let's try to calm down mmkay. This type of thing happens all the time.

Sharon: What do you mean? How often does an entire 3rd grade class go missing?

Mr.Mackey: Well 99% of the time when a child is missing, it's because they've run away, mmkay.

All the parents gasp

Sharon: Run away??

Sheila: Oy, I knew I shouldn've made Kyle eat that ghafagahaga.

Randy: How do we get our runaway children back?

Mr.Mackey: Well we just need to make some posters mmkay, hand out brochures mmkay, that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted mmkay?

Sharon: Let's get started right away. They could be half way to LA by now.

Sheila: It's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack!

[Outside, South Park]

Parents are walking around putting up pictures of their kids

A shot of Gerald and Sheila nailing a picture of Kyle on a tree

A shot of Randy walking around with a pic of Stan

A shot of Mrs. Cartman in a bikini with posters of Cartman, while some guys come up and stare at her

A shot of a fence with every kid's pic on it, including Makaulay Kulkin's

[School Bus]

Stan: What was that?

Kyle: What was what?

Stan: Dude I think the scary monster is right outside the bus.

Kyle: What could it be? If only we knew what we were up against.

Kenny: Hey guys, do you remember that time when death was after me?

Kyle: Oh yeah I remember that.

Kenny: And....mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm

[Flashbacl to Death]

Kids are being chased by death on a tricicle, followed by Stan's grandpa on a wheelchair

Grandpa: Come back here you pompouse son of a pansy!

Kids: AHHH!

Kyle: Don't let him touch you! You die if he touches you!

Grandpa: Come over here you son of a whore!

Death is about to touch Kenny but Kenny grabs it, and starts kicking its ass. He jumps on it and breaks all of its bones

Kenny: Take that! And that, and that, that! Take that!

Stan: Oh my god! Kenny....killed death!

Kyle: You....bastard?

Kenny takes out an ice cream cone and starts licking it

[Flashback over]

[School Bus]

Kenny: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

[Laughter]

Stan: Yeah but the moster outside couldn't be death, cause death only touches you, it doesn't eat you.

Kenny: Oh yeah.

Kyle: Well who really cares what that monster is outside. As long as you stay on the bus it can't hurt us right?

All of a sudden the moster makes a hole in the bus roof and grabs Kenny

Kids: AHHH!

Stan: Oh my god! He's killing Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

Kenny: AHHHHH!!

The monster holding a screaming Kenny runs behind the trees

Stan: Oh boy we're in big trouble.

Cartman: Hey you guys, can we order a pizza?

[The Tonight Show]

Mrs.Crabtree is standing with a mic in front of the audience

Ms.Crabtree: What the hell are you all staring at!?!?!?

[Laughter]

Ms.Crabtree: Stop laughing you whores!!!!

[Laughter]

Ms.Crabtree: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silence]

[Laughter]

Jay Leno: Let's hear it for Ms.Crabtree, what an up and comer!

Ms.Crabtree goes backstage

[Backstage]

Truck Driver: Well, that was great ma'am.

Ms.Crabtree: Was it? Does it even matter?

Truck Driver: What do you mean?

Ms.Crabtree: Success is hollow Mitch, hollow like a dead tree. I think it's time for me to give it up.

Truck Driver: Are you sure?

Ms.Crabtree: I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee.

[School Bus]

It's morning

Cartman: I wonder when the monster's gonna come back to feed again.

[Gasp]

Kyle: We just gotta stick together.

Stan: Yeah there's got to be a way out of this.

Cartman: Hey wait a minute.

Stan: What?

Cartman: Remember that time that Fonzie jumped over the busses with his motorcycle?

[Flashback to Happy Days]

The people from Happy Days are all there, and Fonzie on his motorcycle

Girl in crowd: Go Fonzie!

Fonzie: Eeeeyy!

Cartman: You can do it Fonzie!

Stan: We believe in you Fonz!

Fonzie: Eeeyy!

Fonzie gets his motocycle ready, he drives up the ramp and flies over some busses, and then when he's about to get next to the wall, everyone moves away except Kenny, and Kenny's head gets smashed into the brick wall

Fonzie: Ey.

He starts eating some ice cream

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

[Flashback over]

[School Bus]

Cartman: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

He starts laughing, but nobody joins him

Stan: You dumbass Cartman! That's not the way it happened?

Kyle: Yeah dude, Kenny just died 8 hours ago from that monster, how could he have died back then too?

Cartman: Oh yeah I guess that doesn't make sense.

Bus starts shaking

Stan: Oh no!

Kids: AHHHH!!!!

Kyle: What are we gonna do?

[Cut to Commercial]

[School Bus]

Bus continues to tilt toward the edge

Kids are running around from back to front

Stan: Now we need more weight in the back.

Kids run screaming towards the back

Stan: No that's too much!

Bus stopped shaking

Kyle: There I think we got it.

Stan: I don't know how much longer we can keep this up dude.

Kyle: Don't worry everything's gonna work out, it always does.

Cartman: It does?

Kyle: Sure remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own?

[Flashback to what happened at the beginning of the episode]

Trekkie opens bus doors

Trekkie: Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you. If I make it back, I'll send help.

Kyle: Don't do it kid.

Trekkie leaves bus anyway

Stan: Hmm, maybe Ms.Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster.

All of a sudden the big black monster comes out again, and eats the Trekkie up

Kyle: Holy crap dude!

Then the monster gets out a jar of ice cream and a scoop and gives all the kids ice cream

Kyle: Hey look it's got ice cream!

Kids: Yaaay!

[Flashback over]

[School Bus]

Kyle: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

[Laughter]

[Somewhere near a pond]

Ms.Crabtree and the truck driver are sitting next to each other on a log

Ms.Crabtree: Wow, this is gorgeous. I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful.

Truck Driver: From a distance this place looks like a cold damp marsh, but once you get inside it you realize that it has an inner beauty far surpassing others. Thank you for sharing your time with me Ms.Crabtree.

Ms.Crabtree: Please, call me muffin.

Truck Driver: I'm having a nice time muffin.

Ms.Crabtree: Me too Marcus. I've forgotten all about my cares in the world.

[School Bus]

Cartman: Oh damn man, now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones!

Kyle: Hey, Ms.Crabtree had that little TV for the training video, maybe we can watch TV on it.

Stan: Hey yeah!

Cartman gets up and turns on the TV which happens to be on Channel 4 news

Newscaster: And all over America, kids are turning to the streets, and running away. Tonight a very special message from the parents of some run away children, and hopes that their young will hear their cry.

Stan's dad come into the spotlighted microphone on the TV

Randy: Hello Stanley. It's me Papa. Gosh your mother and I miss ya. And I hope that wherever you may be, you'll hear this message. [Starts singing] Little lamb, lost in the great big world, runaway, finding streets, so cold....

Kyle: Dude, your dad's a retard!

Kyle's dad comes on the screen

Gerald: Please come home Kyle. [Starts singing] Left home looking for something new, but all you need is right here waiting for you.

Kids laugh at Kyle

Now there's a shot off all the parents singing

Parents: Runaway, come home. We love you just as you are. Run away come home, we're sorry things went this faar.

Stan: Dude did it ever occur to them to just look for us?

Clyde: I hope my dad doesn't sing.

Cartman: Hey, do you guys remember the time I found out who my father was?

Stan: Boy do I!

[Flashback to Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]

[Hell's Pass Hospital]

Mafesto: As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. The father is.....John Elway!

Cartman: Sweeeett!!!

John: Uh oh.

Cartman: This kicks ass you guys! John Elway's my father! My father is John Elway, my father is John Elway!

John: Come on son, I'll buy you some ice cream.

John takes Cartman's hand and walks away

[Flashback over]

[School Bus]

Cartman: Now that's what I call a sticky....

Kyle: Wait a minute. I thought your father was your mother cause she had a penis!

Cartman: What? Ay! You son of a bitch I'll kick you in the nuts!

He starts running toward Kyle which makes the bus shake

Stan: Cartman no!

Kids: AHHHH!!!

Stan: The bus is going over!

Kyle: Oh no!

Kids: AHHHHH!!!!!!

All the kids rush to the front, one kid falls through the back window

Bus breaks in 2, one piece hangin off, the other with all the kids on it on the ground

Kids: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

The bus falls over

[Cut to Commercial]

Bus breaks in 2, one piece hangin off, the other with all the kids on it on the ground

Kids: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

The bus falls over

Kids: AHHHH!!!

The bus falls down the cliff and lands into a jar of ice cream

Stan: Hey we've landed in ice cream.

Kids: Hooray!

Cartman: Wait, wait wait wait. This doesn't make sense. This whole thing doesn't make any sense. I must be....

[Cartman's house]

Cartman bolts out of his bed

Cartman: Oh man what a weird dream!

Ms.Cartman comes into his room with a bowl and a glass of milk

Ms.Cartman: Are you ok hon?

Cartman: Ma? I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus and we were talking about everything that happened to us except that it was all wrong, and ended with us eating ice cream.

Ms.Cartman: Oh. Well would you like some beetles for breakfast?

She has a plate with beetles crawling out of it

Cartman: Yes please.

They both start munching on bugs

Ms.Cartman: Beetles are good with ice cream.

She takes out 2 ice cream cones

[Stan's house]

Stan bolts out of his bed

Stan: AHH!! Oh dude what a nightmare!

He calls Kyle

Kyle: Hello?

Stan: Dude I just had the weirdest dream.

Kyle: Really?

Stan: Yeah I dreamt, that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that had happened only they were all wrong, and , and then he and his mother ate beetles.

Kyle: Dude! That's a pretty fucked up dream!

Stan: Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems.

Kyle: Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are going down to Happy Burger. Wanna come?

Stan: Sure, I definitly don't wanna sleep anymore. See ya later.

They hang up, and Stan leaves his room

[Back at the pond]

Ms.Cartman: I wanna thank you for making me feel alive again Marcus.

Marcus: Ms.Crabtree.

Ms.Crabtree: What is it, what's wrong?

Marcus: You realize I can't stay. None of this is real. It's all been a little 8 year old's dream.

Ms.Crabtree: Oh I know. I know Marcus. But let me just pretend as long as I can.

Marcus: Sure.

Shot of them looking into the sunset

[fin]

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