All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in the Council
1. Just because you're drop dead gorgeous doesn't mean that the werewolf doesn't want to kill you.
2. Blood IS a fashion statement.
3. Yes, everyone IS out to get you.
4. Do not tempt fate for you are disposable and part of the main course. (contributed by Rae)
5. If you are an NPC, fear for your life once your main line story plays itself out.
6. If you are a PC, it will take a whole hell of a lot to kill you and you will probably wish you were dead long before you ever do get to bite the bullet.
7. Worship the healers!
8. Your favorite character will claim to hate you at least twice a day. That's how you know you're playing him or her well.
9. Writers are mean mean people.
10. Unless you have a full name and a posted bio page your history and past life is subject to change without notice and also to being forgotten and re-written. Heck even if you do have a full name and bio page your life may be radically different tomorrow than it was yesterday.
11. Everyone, reguardless of race, color, creed, species, gender, or complete seeming lack of funds, will have and know how to use a cell phone.
12. Just when you think things can't get any worse...
13. Everyone gets extra strength and energy when someone threatens or hurts the man/woman/werewolf they love.
14. Don't give the writers ideas!
15. You cannot be harmed in ooc land, you may only be threatened by very very angry characters!
16. Bedroom scenes always fade to black!
17. You know that you really love that special someone when you get horribly maimed in trying to keep him/her safe.
18. Wherever there is romance there must also be great angst as well.
19. The eating of small children is acceptable, but only while lurking waiting for a post.
20. Don't piss off the Lupines!
21. You never run out of bullets except when the heroic figure needs a tragic scene in which case the bad guy will always have one more than the hero.
22. Never ever ever under any circumstances let your home be used a safe house. It is guaranteed that the house will be either destroyed or horribly maimed.
23. Only the cute ones will end up unclothed at the most inopprotune moment. (Contributed by Rae)
24. If you are captured by evil scientists it is ALWAYS necessary that you be naked when your friends come to rescue you.
25. Whenever you are in an argument, the older, wiser, scarier, stronger, menacing 379 year old lupine-vampire crossbreed with the ability to shift to full crinos mode in 2.785 seconds is always right.(contributed by Rae)
26. La Crainte de Dieu, its not just for Catholics anymore!
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