"Jedite, what are you up to?!" Rubeus
demanded. Jedite was too busy staring at a small computer screen.
"I'm in the middle of an important download,"
Jedite said, turning away from his lap top computer.
"We're supposed to be fighting the Senshi
and Warriors, not looking at naked people on the internet!" Rubeus
bellowed.
"But Rubeus, this is important. I'm
downloading a compressed file of the weaknesses of the Senshi and Warriors."
"Is that all?" Rubeus said, unimpressed.
"It also gives a complete history of the Warriors
and Senshi, not to mention who they really are!"
"Marvelous. Soon the Senshi and Warriors
will be destroyed!"
The two then laughed demonically.
It was a typical Saturday afternoon in Tokyo.
Alex West was hanging out at the mall, shopping to his heart's content.
Along with him were Serena Tsukino, Rei Hino, Mina Aino, and Lita Kino.
The five of them had just finished their largest splurge fest in history
and were on their way out of the mall when a news broadcast caught their
eye.
"... And in other news, a web site on the
internet holds some very secretive information about the Sailor Senshi
and Warriors... " the anchor person said.
"Oh my stars!" Rei exclaimed, "That's
Jedite!"
"Shhh," Mina hissed, "he's still talking."
Just then photos of the Senshi and Warriors
flashed on the screen.
"If you see any of these people, do not allow
them to escape. Retain them until the proper authorities arrive...
"
Out of the corner of his eye Alex noticed
people crowding around them, blocking their means of escape.
"This is peachy," Lita said, "shall
we kick some butt!?"
"Nah," Alex said, blowing a large red
bubble, which popped on his nose. He peeled the gum off of his face
before saying, "Our escape is in the bag."
As he said that he reached into his pouch
and took out a capsule marked FLASH. He put his visor down and the
others put on their shades before he shattered the capsule, which released
a flash of blinding light. In the confusion of the moment Alex summoned
the esper Fenrir, who made multiple images of the group. Mina, on
the other hand, summoned Phantom, who made the party invisible. By
the time this was accomplished the FLASH capsule's effect had worn off.
"Where did they go?!" an old man asked.
"How could they get away?!" an old woman
asked.
"Do not forget they're armed and dangerous,"
a mall security guard said.
During the confusion, Serena asked, "How are
we supposed to get home!?"
"The easy way," Alex said, taking out
his communicator, "Pyro Prince calling Dark Demon."
"Demon here. What can I do ya for?"
Darren asked, his image appearing on the tiny screen.
"We need you and your car here ASAP!"
"And why might that be?" Darren asked,
arching an eyebrow.
"Jedite revealed who we really are and we're
in deep poop!" Serena said.
"Ok, hang tight. I'll be there soon.
But what part of the mall are you in?"
"We're beneath the huge skylight in the food
court," Rei said, "If that car of yours can fly then we're golden!"
"Ok, I'll be flying over head in a few minutes.
Just be sure to have the window open!"
With that they broke transmission.
"Ok, Darren is on his way," Mina said,
"but how are we supposed to open the window without people seeing us?!"
"We transform," Alex said, taking out
his transformation pen, "Saturn Nova Power!"
Rings of ice and stone formed around his body,
moving up and down, ultimately spinning and shattering. When the
debris cleared Alex had become Warrior Saturn.
In 2035 AD the Senshi with whom Alex had teamed up with received the message and responded with a positive note. They then opened a portal to 1997 AD.
In 2078 the future counterparts of the Sailor Teams received, responded, and warped to 1997 AD.
Whizzing through time and space, the heroic adventurers heard the call and set a course for 1997 AD.
"That's all I can do," Alex said after
he sent the call, "Now we wait for back up to arrive."
As he said that the doors burst inward and
Freiza and Vegeta stepped in.
"So, it looks like it's game over,"
Vegeta snarled.
"Far from it sugar," Rachel said, "Hit
it boys!"
All the lights went out and a spot light appeared
center stage. It was at this time when the Warriors made their appearance.
"I'm Warrior Mars, and believe me I'm not
clowning around. I call upon my firebird. I will vanquish you.
I am Warrior Mars!"
"You want trouble pal!? You're looking at
it! My name is trouble. I'm Warrior Jupiter!"
"You've met my friends Mars and Jupiter.
Some people might call me a book worm, but my most lethal weapon is my
brain. Beware, because I am Warrior Mercury!"
"You're thinking I'm just another handsome
blond, but in my case what you see is definitely not what you get.
Warrior V is for victory. I'm Warrior Venus!"
"I'm the one you should watch out for.
On behalf of the moon I shall punish you. I'm Warrior Moon!"
"Ya play with fire and you're gonna get burned.
I'm Warrior Sun!"
"Let's rock and roll punks! I'm Warrior
Earth!"
"On behalf of the ringed planet I'll defeat
you. I'm Warrior Saturn!"
"You're gonna taste blood after you taste
cold steel. I'm Warrior Nova!"
"When ever I'm in the area lightning strikes
twice! I'm Warrior Thunderbolt!"
"Darkness shall reign supreme! I'm Warrior
Night!"
"The party gets explosive when I'm in the
room! I'm Warrior FireStar!"
"The situation gets hot when ever I'm around.
I'm Warrior Hellfire!"
"Watch the temperature drop when I walk into
a room because I'm the coolest. I'm Warrior Arctic Chill!"
"Don't mess with the hands of time.
I'm Warrior Pluto!"
"You're gonna regret the day you crossed my
path! I'm Warrior Uranus!"
"Prepare to be wet! I'm Warrior Neptune!"
"Where ever this dragon breathes, you don't
want to be! I'm Warrior Draco!"
"I'm gonna cross you out! I'm Warrior
X!"
"Anyone else to introduce to us?" Freiza
hissed, "Or shall we just begin your deaths now!?"
"You're not gonna kill anyone," Warrior
Saturn said, "Destructo Disk Engage!"
A whirling blade of energy formed above his
outstretched hand. When he thought the timing was right he released
the blade, which ran across the floor at a fairly rapid rate. Vegeta
and Freiza managed to dodge fairly easily, but one of their guards ended
up going to pieces.
"This does not look good," Sailor Moon
gasped.
"This is going to take everything we've got!"
Warrior X said.
Just then three portals opened, depositing
three groups of time travelers. Each group joined with the Warriors
and Senshi.
"Ooh, goody," Vegeta said sarcastically,
"More to play?!"
"Not on your life!" all 3 Tod's said
at the same time. After that they turned to one another and began
to argue among themselves. It was at this point when Warrior Nova
yelled, "Pull yourself together!"
"Sounds like a good idea," Tod said,
"Warrior FireStar, Sailor FireStar, let's merge!"
The three closed their eyes and set their
temporal auras in synch until they began to glow. There was an intense
flash of light and they had merged into Warrior FireStar.
"I guess we should do the same," Warriors
Saturn, Hellfire, Arctic Chill, Thunderbolt, Neptune, Sun, Pluto, and Uranus
said. There were 8 more flashes of light and 8 more Warriors had
combined to transcend time and space.
"Now that we're more powerful," Warrior
Sun said, "You're going down for the count. Sun Flare!!"
A large field of flames formed, burning Freiza
and Vegeta with the intense heat. Once things cooled down again all
the warriors attacked.
"Jedite!" Rubeus bellowed, "The Warriors
and Senshi are coming!"
"Relax Rubeus," Jedite said, "I have
a secret weapon. Warrior Universe, come forth!"
"Yes my lord," a guy with short black
hair and hazel green eyes said, stepping forth. Rubeus looked the
new Warrior over, from the tanned skin of his face to the midnight black
armor with gold trim to the black boots with gold trim.
"Warrior Universe, your mission is to destroy
those Warriors and Senshi. I trust you'll carry out this mission."
"Yes my lord," Warrior Universe said.
Just then a mighty blast rocked the ship,
throwing everything into chaos. A couple seconds later a large group
of Warriors and Senshi appeared on the bridge of the ship, all with weapons
drawn and ready for battle.
"Ok Jedite," Warrior Sun said, "we're
here to stop your evil doing!"
"Oh, I don't think you'll be doing that any
time soon," Jedite said, "apparently you haven't met Warrior Universe,
the one who is going to destroy you."
"Cha, right," Warrior Hellfire sneered,
"If that's so, where is this Warrior Universe?"
"Right behind you, hot head!"
Everyone turned around to face Warrior Universe,
who stood ready to take out all the Senshi and Warriors.
"You'll never defeat me, for my powers are
far greater than yours!"
"We shall soon see about that!" a familiar
voice said. Everyone turned to face the Earth Special Forces, Crono
and his group, and the other Warriors and Senshi.
"You aren't going to take out anyone,"
Warrior X said, stepping forth, "I'm Warrior X and I'm gonna cross you
out!"
"I'm Warrior Moon and I will vanquish you!"
"She controls pressure... "
"She summons the winds.... "
"I'm Sailor Deimos.... "
"I'm Sailor Phobos.... "
"And we are the Sailor Guardians!"
"What the hell!" Jedite said, "You...
you weren't on that web site!"
"We know," Warrior Moon said, "You see,
our friend Adderson Martin is the one who set up the site."
"Yeah," Warrior Universe said, stepping
forward to join the others, "I never went under your control. You
see, I owed them a favor so I set up the site, leaving them out on purpose."
"And now you're going for a fall," Warrior
X said, "girls, he's all yours!"
"Thank you," Sailor Phobos said, "Deimos,
let's blow them away!"
"Right on," Deimos said, "Deimos Tornado
Strike!"
Sailor Deimos began to spin until she was
surrounded by a tornado funnel. She lifted the funnel above her head
and threw it at Jedite. Jedite was hurled into the air, smashing
into the ceiling, then crashing to the floor.
"Phobos Shock Wave Strike!"
Sailor Phobos flapped her arms, creating twin
pockets of high pressure. She clasped hold of the pockets and slammed
them together, creating an energy wave which threw Jedite into a wall hard
enough to leave a full body impression. After this blow Jedite stood
up and slurred, "I have not yet begun to fight."
"You're absolutely correct," Warrior
Nova said, "And you won't get a chance. Get 'em people!"
"Cryo Blast!"
"Particle Bomb!"
"Thunder Ball!"
Three assorted spheres attacked Jedite, weakening
him severely. Warrior FireStar stepped forward and began to collect
energy around his person. As this was happening Warriors Mars, Mercury,
Jupiter, Draco, and Venus stepped forward. Each one summoned their
attacks and set them loose.
"Mars Napalm Bolo Engulf!"
"Nitro Bubbles Blast!"
"Mercury Ice Storm Blast!"
"Jupiter Plasma Bolt Chain!"
"Venus Melt My Heart Strike!"
Five more attacks struck Jedite, ending his
existence and career in evil. As soon as Jedite fell, Rubeus began
hurling large energy orbs at the groups. Each of the Warriors activated
their shields, which deflected the blasts. Sailor Saturn stepped
forward, her glaive in hand, and summoned her force wall.
"Silence Wall!"
The wall deflected the blasts so that each
energy bolt struck parts of the ship, opening holes in the structure.
At this point Warrior FireStar said, "Hurry it up people! I
don't think I can hold back any longer!"
"Allow me," Warrior Saturn said, taking
a baton from his gauntlet. He spun it around until it became the
size of a quarter staff. He pointed it at Rubeus and the staff grew
in length, pushing Rubeus into a wall and holding him there.
"Warrior Universe, do you have anything to
tell your former boss?" Warrior Hellfire asked.
"Yeah," Warrior Universe said, "F*ck
off! Galactic Destruction Wave!"
Energy emitted from Warrior Universe, tearing
apart the fabric of time and space. At this time Warrior FireStar
released his attack.
"Nova Bomb!"
The two attacks joined, erasing Rubeus from
the planet and destroying the space craft. Once the craft was destroyed
the Warriors and Senshi plummeted towards earth.
During free fall the Mystic Warriors took
on their animal forms and caught everyone before making tracks for the
second craft. They crashed right through the main walls of the craft,
right into the central core, where they came face to face with evil Queen
Shaleel.
"So, you came back," Shaleel said, "I
see you have increased in size. Oh well, you all will make good borgs."
"I highly doubt it," Warrior X said,
"Let's take her apart piece by piece. X - Wave Cannon!"
A large field of energy burst from his crossed
swords, draining away some of Shaleel's energy. Each of the other
Warriors joined in, the energy building up once again. Finally the
Senshi joined in, and eventually Crono and his crew began blasting away.
"Luminair!"
"Flare!"
"Hexagon Myst!"
"Dark Gear!"
"Tsunami!"
"Earthquake 9.5!"
Each attack struck Shaleel, draining her power
level lower and lower. To finish her off, the Warriors gave her a
blast she would not escape. They surrounded Shaleel, forming a type
of human chain. Their armors glowed, each one releasing the element
which it controlled. It formed a continuous wave of energy which
overloaded Shaleel's circuits. To end it all Warrior Saturn took
a magic card from his pouch and added some concentrated magic to it.
A large axe made of lava flew off of the card and split Shaleel right down
the middle. Once the axe vanished, Shaleel's remains also vanished.
The ship vanished into nothingness, sending the Warriors and Senshi on
their way to the ground. The Senshi from the future vanished into
thin air, as did Crono and his friends. The Warriors and Senshi also
vanished into thin air...
"Sorry we're late Miss H, but Serena kept us
out all night."
"Oh, that's ok Tod. We're not having
class today because we're going to a Role Playing Game festival!"
Cheers went up as the class filed out of the
school and onto the bus. Alex took his deck of MAGIC cards from his
pocket and shuffled them, lost in thought until a baseball hit him in the
head.