<outtake from the dance floor>
"And for something completely different," the DJ
announced as the music changed, "we're bringing you the latest tracks
from Europe."
"Isn't this that song by the Cheeky Girls?" Merrick
asked as Alex danced closer to him.
"Yup," Alex smirked, "can you remember the name of
the song?"
Merrick turned slightly pale when he recalled the
song title. "It's Touch my Bum, isn't it?" he asked, afraid of what the
mage was plotting.
"Yup," Alex replied, grabbing Merrick's leather clad
butt. "Boy, you walked into that one, didn't you?"
"Yup, he did," Lita said, wandering up behind Alex
and grabbing his butt.
"Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is
life," everyone in the club sang to the music.
"we are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,"
Mina, Lita, and Celia sang to Nick, Merrick, and Alex, "you are the
cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys."
"You are the cheeky girls, you are the cheeky
girls," Alex, Merrick, and Nick sang back to them, "we are the cheeky
boys, we are the cheeky boys."
"Come and smile, don't be shy," they all sang in
unison. When it came to the line, "touch my bum," Alex reached over and
goosed both Merrick and Nick at the same time. Everyone laughed and
sang, "This is life," in time with the song.
"Touch my bum," Alex sang, only to have Nick and
Merrick both goose him at the same time. He turned to glare at them,
and his expression broadened into a wide grin. "You guys got me back,
all right?"
"Not quite yet," Merrick said, dancing up behind
Alex to get one last handful of the mage's behind. Alex blushed crimson
and shuddered a little as the song came to an end.
"And this is where we blow our G or PG rating and
take it up a level," Mina sighed as she walked off of the dance floor.
"Yes, but the yaoiness was well worth is," Alex
chuckled, draping his arms over Merrick's and Nick's shoulders, "isn't
that right guys?"
"Possibly," Nick smirked, "but we'll find some way
to get you back for this later, won't we Merrick?"
"I can think of multiple possibilities," Merrick
smirked, "and none of them are even remotely G rated."
"We are *not* going to approach that subject with a
ten foot pole there honey," Mina said, snagging Merrick's ear to drag
him off, "and if you even *think* of singing I'm Horny or Shut Up and
Sleep With Me I swear I'll make your life miserable!"
"Which takes us back to a G rating," Nick yawned,
wandering off towards the bar...