It was half way through March of 1996 and the
band of Newport, N.H. was preparing for their trip to Florida. Alex
West and Joss Tricot, two members of the Mutant Crew, were in D - block
band, taught by Mrs. Holly Hoke. For them it was a day like any.
Mrs. Hoke would walk in and she'd have a cow right away. But today
would be different.
"All right!" Mrs. Hoke screamed as she
walked into the cafeteria and up to her podium, "everyone give me lots
of energy! I want to get some major work done!"
"That doesn't sound like the Mrs. Hoke I know,"
Alex whispered to Joss.
"Do you think it's a plot by the negaverse?"
Joss asked.
"I'm not sure. But if it is we're going
to need assistance from our future counterparts."
"Did they trust you with the communicator?"
"Yeah, I'll call them in a couple minutes."
After Alex said that, he opened his sax case
and immediately screamed, "This sucks!! This can't be happening!!"
"What's going on over there?!" Mrs.
Hoke yelled.
"My sax is messed up," Alex said, "I
can't play."
"Well, my tools are over by my desk,"
she said, pointing towards her office, "you can use them to fix it."
"Alex, don't forget to contact our help,"
Joss reminded Alex as he walked off stage.
As Alex opened the door to the office, he
took out the communicator and activated it.
"Mutant Crew leader calling Ronin Warriors,"
Alex spoke into the mouthpiece, "we request assistance."
"This is Luna," came over the communicator,
"what is the problem?"
"Well, our band teacher is a negaverse spy."
"Ok, I've got a lock on your coordinates and
I'll be there in a couple minutes."
"But why don't you just send Sailor Mars or
Sailor Venus or Sailor Jupiter?"
"They're on another mission here and I'm the
only one in the apartment."
"Ok, we'll take whatever help we can get."
With that, Alex logged off. A couple
seconds later a portal appeared and Luna dropped out, landing on top of
the piano in Mrs. Hoke's office.
"Now, what did you say the trouble was?"
Luna asked.
"Our band teacher is from the negaverse!"
"Let's see what the problem is."
They opened the office door and peaked in
to the band stage just in time to see just about everyone in the band being
drained of their energy. The only people who weren't drained were
Joss, Alex, and Dan Jensen, who came to class late.
"Dan," Alex whispered, "get in here!"
"Why?" Dan asked.
"We have Mutant Crew business."
"Soon to be Sailor business," Luna said.
As soon as she finished her sentence, Dan and Alex watched as Luna jumped
into the air and flipped five times, producing five power items, three
sticks, one ring and one pendant.
"Alex, your ring," Luna said, giving
the Saturn ring to Alex, "this will enable you to become like your future
counterpart. Just yell 'Saturn Planet Power'! Same for Dan
and Joss. I'll get the other two power sticks to Derek and Tony.
"Ok," Alex said, "the chorus room is
at the other end of the building. You'll need a disguise."
"Don't worry about me. Just transform!"
"Right," Dan said, "Sun Crystal Power!"
"Saturn Planet Power!"
As soon as the two members of the Mutant Crew
became Sailor Saturn and Sailor Sun, they proceeded to the darkened cafeteria.
"Hey, nega - scum!" Alex / Sailor Saturn
yelled, "Look this way!"
"May I help you?!" the creature disguised
as Mrs. Hoke asked, turning its head almost completely around.
"Yeah," Dan / Sailor Sun said, "we stand
for trust and we stand for justice!"
"I'm Sailor Saturn, and if you value your
life, you'll give those kids their energy back. If not, you'll meet
my rings and I guarantee they aren't the kind you'll want to wear on your
fingers."
"And I'm Sailor Sun. People might think
of me as a nice person. But underneath this cool exterior is a flaming
hot temper so don't mess with us!"
"Well, Sailor brats, I'll make sure you don't
mess with our plans ever again!"
With that the creature reverted back to its
true form, which was more fitting for the occasion. "I'm Harmonious
and I'll knock you out with a sonic blast!"
As soon as the creature said that, it let
out the most horrible scream that brought the two scouts to their knees.
As soon as Joss, who was hiding behind the bass drum, saw this, he leapt
from his hiding place and crashed into the monster with his cannonball
attack. The creature, now thoroughly pissed off and extremely bruised,
picked Joss up by the throat and proceeded to drain his energy. But
when the sign of Uranus appeared on Joss's forehead, Alex and Dan knew
what they had to do.
"Uranus," Alex said, "it makes sense.
The Joss from the future was Sailor Uranus so why wouldn't the one here
be Sailor Uranus!"
"Do you have his power stick?!" Dan
asked.
"Yes, and if I have a distraction I can get
it to him."
"Ok, no sweat. Flaming Sun Whip!"
As Dan said that, a solar prominence appeared
from his hands. He then whipped it around his head a couple times
and sent it forth. The fire whip wrapped around the creature's neck
and stunned it.
"Joss," Alex yelled to his friend as
he prepared for launch, "catch!"
With that, he threw the power stick through
the air. Joss caught it just as the creature freed itself from the
whip. It then sent another sonic shock wave that pinned both the
Sailor Scouts to the wall.
Joss looked at the predicament that his friends
were in, then at the power stick in his hands, then at the monster, then
the power stick again and then he made up his mind.
"That's it!" Joss yelled, "Uranus Planet
Power!"
As soon as Joss had become Sailor Uranus,
he leapt through the air and landed near his friends. He then said,
"Pretty good timing, huh?"
"Yeah, great," Dan said, "but could
you please release us from this field?"
"Sure," Joss said, "but things are going
to really rock and roll with this power. World Shaking!"
As soon as the attack was in full effect,
the cafeteria and the rest of the school, not to mention the surrounding
area, began to shake like a 9.0 earthquake. The one place it seemed
to be felt in was the chorus room.
"What the hell is that?!" Tony Clough
asked Derek Taylor, who was sitting next to him in the chorus room at Newport
High School.
"Feels like an earthquake," Derek said,
"but it could be Sailor Uranus' attack."
"But he's in the future!"
As soon as Tony said that, a strange woman
showed up at the door.
"Excuse me," the woman said, "can I
borrow Tony and Derek for a bit?"
"Sure," the chorus teacher, Mr. Eric
Ruthenburg said, "take them for as long as you need. They're not
needed today.
As soon as Derek, Tony, and the strange woman
were in the hallway and out of sight, the woman reverted back to her form
as Luna.
"What's wrong Luna?" Tony asked.
"Your friends Dan, Joss, and Alex are battling
a monster from the negaverse," Luna said, "and they're doing it as
their future counterparts and they need the help of Sailors Neptune and
Pluto."
"Right," Derek said, "You have a couple
extra power sticks?"
"Right here," Luna said, giving them
to Tony and Derek, "I'm sure you know how to transform."
"Sure. Hang on Alex 'cause the calvary
is on its way. Pluto Planet Power!"
"I'm not about to be left out," Tony
said, "Neptune Planet Power!"
As soon as they transformed, they ran for
the cafeteria where pandemonium was breaking out.
It seemed hopeless for Sailor Saturn, Sailor
Uranus, and Sailor Sun. With Harmonious' sonic blasts, the Sailor
Scouts were soon overpowered and plastered to the opposite wall.
"This is the most uncomfortable position I've
ever been in," Alex said.
"You don't know discomfort until it feels
like you're head's going to explode," Dan replied.
"That's a crock of crap!" Joss yelled,
"I'm pinned to the wall by my own gems and I have one that's an inch from
cutting off my nuts!"
"Hey, ugly!" a voice called from the
exits, "When are ya' going to learn to pick on someone your own size!?"
"Let's nuke her!" another voice said.
"Wouldn't it be more logical to wait for the
others?" a third voice said.
"Why don't you just shut up and nuke her?!"
a fourth voice said.
"Let's get it over with," a fifth voice
said, "I have to get my car waxed.
"Bite me," a sixth voice called, "I'll
nuke her. I call upon the forces of water. I call upon my namesake,
the Hexagon Myst!"
As soon as the voice said that, two triangles
of water appeared and began to swirl around until they joined on top of
the creature, forming a six - pointed star. The star swirled some
more until it vanished, leaving the creature slightly drained.
"My turn," the first voice said, "and
this one is going to be a blast, Philbrook style. Psionic shuriken!"
With that the person's hands began to glow
purple as psionic energy was channeled into them. A couple seconds
later shuriken formed. The person then launched them at Harmonious.
The soon connected and exploded with tremendous force, knocking Harmonious
through the wall at the back of the band room.
"Though water and psionic energy may take
out a monster temporarily," the third voice said, "It takes fireworks
to fry it to a crisp!"
The owner of the third voice then proceeded
to launch plasmoids through the wall and fry the creature where it stood.
The monster got up and walked towards the person launching the plasmoids.
"You think your measly fireballs can destroy
me?" Harmonious said, "Well, you're wrong!"
"Hey, sleezeball!" the fifth voice said,
"Suck on this move. Steve, Cathy, ready for the final kick?!"
"Ready!" the fourth voice, now identified
as Steve Huff said, "I call forth the powers of lightning!"
"Let's fry this unharmonious monster!"
the second voice, now identified as Cathy Hingston, said, "I call forth
the powers of water. Go for it Tod!"
As the powers of lightning and water combined,
they formed an orb of shadow energy.
"Now's the best time for it!" the fifth
voice, identified as Tod Whipple, said, "Final Kick!!"
With that, Tod launched himself into the air
and kicked through the orb and into Harmonious not once, not twice, but
three times, stunning her just long enough for them to regroup.
"Ok, there are six of us here," the
first voice, identified as Jess Philbrook, said, "where are the other five?"
"I believe three of them are pinned to the
wall," the third voice, identified as Jubilee, said.
"I'll get them down," the sixth voice,
identified as Lizz Newton, a.k.a. Hexagon Myst, said, "I call forth the
powers of lightning to crash their bonds. I call forth the sky gate!"
As Lizz finished her chant, large sheets of
lightning blasted through the walls where Alex, Joss, and Dan were being
held. As soon as they were freed, they rejoined their friends.
"Nice timing," Alex said, "I was getting
sick of that monster!"
"You're welcome," Jubilee said, "now,
would you kindly explain the new threads."
Alex, Joss, and Dan looked at each other,
then at the Mutant Crew, then at themselves again. Dan then said,
"It's kinda' hard to explain, but we're the Sailor Scouts."
"Cha'" Cathy said, laughing sarcastically.
When she looked up to see the stern looks of Alex, Joss, and Dan, she said,
"Oh, you're serious?"
"Yup," Joss said, "we're serious."
As the three took turns explaining what had
happened to their six friends, Harmonious recovered and let loose with
a massive sonic blast that knocked out all nine of them. Harmonious
then bonded all of the group to the cafeteria walls and proceeded to drain
their energy.
"Hurry you two," Luna yelled to Derek
and Tony, "I have a feeling we're too late to save them!"
As they rounded the corner that led to the
cafeteria, they could see that Harmonious was close to winning.
"We're too late," Luna said, "the Negaverse
has won!"
"Not if I can help it," Tony said, "Neptune
Seashell Cyclone!"
As soon as Tony called upon his attack, a
tornado of super - sharp seashells flew towards the monster and trapped
it, not to mention slicing it up. The tornado died down a couple
seconds later, leaving the monster severely drained.
"Way to go Tony," Derek said, "nice
shooting!"
"Good going scouts," Luna said.
Just then a portal appeared and the real Sailor
Scouts tumbled out.
"Ouch, that hurt!" Sailor Moon wailed.
"You're such a wimp Serena!" Sailor
Mars said.
"You take that back!"
"Why? Does the truth hurt?!"
"Why I ought to!"
"You ought to what?!"
"Here we go again," Sailor Saturn said,
"Hey, where are our past counter - parts?"
"In there, being drained by a nega - monster!"
Derek said.
"Let's get foggy," Sailor Mercury said,
"Mercury Bubbles... Blast!"
As soon as the fog bank set in, all of the
Sailor Scouts (both future ones and the two remaining from the past) entered
the cafeteria and surrounded the monster.
"Let's feed it cafeteria food," Derek
said, "that might kill it."
"It would," Sailor Moon said, "but it'd
be better if I healed it. Moon Healing Activation!"
As the moon - beam struck the monster, it
became really enraged and charged at the person sending them in its direction,
which was Sailor Moon.
"What the hell!" Sailor Moon yelled,
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"
"That sounded like Sailor Moon," Sailor
Sun said.
"I'll shine some light on this situation,"
Sailor Pluto said, "Lightning Illumination!"
Several bursts of lightning illuminated the
sky and evaporated the fog just in time for the others to see the monster
draining the last of Sailor Moon's energy.
"Who's next?" Harmonious said, looking
at them hungrily.
"I'll take care of this," Sailor Mars
said, "Mars Fire... Ignite!"
As soon as Sailor Mars' fireball was shot
towards Harmonious, it was instantly sent back in her direction.
As it struck her, she was knocked into the wall and suspended by flame
ties.
"I've had enough of this child's play,"
Harmonious said, "I'll just drain your energy right now!"
With that Harmonious released a sonic blast
that incapacitated the rest of the Sailor Scouts. She then drained
their energy, or at least proceeded to.
Alex woke up feeling really groggy.
But when he saw the trouble the Mutant Crew and the Sailor Scouts were
in, his anger began to electrify. It continued to grow in intensity
until an antenna similar to Sailor Jupiter's rose from his crown and began
to collect electrical energy.
"I've had enough of this!" Alex screamed,
"Saturn anger electrify!"
As he said that, his bounds disintegrated
and he dropped to the floor. By now his anger was flaring in his
eyes and he was spitting mad.
"Listen nega - scum. You're toasted!"
Jupiter Thunderstorm..."
As he said that, lightning bolts swirled around
his crown like a hurricane mass. The electric charge continued to
increase until he reached the end of his attack.
"... Crash!"
As soon as he said that the lightning bolts
blasted forth, freeing his friends and incinerating the monster until all
that remained was a pile of moon - dust.
"Moon dusted!" Sailor Moon said, rather
weakly.
"Well, the band is re-energizing and we're
free," Jubilee said, "but where is Mrs. Hoke?"
"Get me out of here!!" came from a supply
closet, which was locked by nega - energy.
"How about all of us blast it at once?"
Derek suggested.
"Why not all the Sailor Scouts," Steve
said, "they're the ones who save our asses back there!"
"Let's do it," Sailor Moon said, "Moon...
Scepter... Elimination!"
"Mercury Ice storm Blast!"
"Mars Firestorm Flash!"
"Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!"
"Venus Crescent Beam Smash!"
"Ice Ring Strike!"
"Gem Hurricane!"
"Deep Submerge!"
"Dead Scream."
"Prominence Ultra Flare!"
The combined power of the Sailor Scouts not
only took out the lock, but also the door, the wall, the ceiling, and a
section of the parking lot. But at least Mrs. Hoke was free.
"Uh, I think now would be a good time to leave,"
Sailor Venus said, "Lunar Time Teleport!"
As the Sailor Scouts disappeared into their
time vortex, Mrs. Hoke walked over to the Mutant Crew and said, "would
someone please explain to me what the hell just happened?!"
"You ate some bad cafeteria food," Jess
said, "why don't you just go and rest for a bit."
"Sounds good," Mrs. Hoke said as he
left.
Later that afternoon, the entire Mutant Crew
was gathered at Alex's house. There, they contacted their future
counterparts, the Sailor Scouts and the New Ronin Warriors.
"So, where were you when we needed help?"
Dan asked.
"Well," Mina said, "we were fighting
this race of people called the Vidians, who steal body parts from people
and put them in their own bodies.
"Uh, guys," Cathy called from the window,
"you'd better see this."
"That's probably the Vidians," Amy said,
butting in on the channel, "I just found something very disturbing in the
time - space continuum. That ship you're seeing. Well, it's
in our time and your time at the same time."
"Whatever you said," Joss said, "tends
to make sense and no sense at the same time."
"Guys," Alex said, "we've got two missions
at the same time and it's time to party! Mutant Crew Style!"
With that, they headed out. This time
for an even bigger mission, but in two different time periods.