The Twisted Twelve Days of Christmas
(rp posts by the author and his friends)


Mel: "C'mon Cenn, we're all tired. Can't we stop singing yet?"
              Cenn *shakes head* "We'll stop after this round of demented 12 days."
              all: "Promise."
              Cenn *nods* "Chaos priest's honor (as if I have any)."
              Mel *yawns* "Ok, ok. Let's hit it." *kicks the machine, starting it
              up again* "On the twelth day of Christmas, my best friends gave to
              me..."
              Merrick: "Twelve slayers slaying..."
              Alex *grins and looks at a horde of vampires* "Twelve Slayers, no
              line, no waiting."
              Mel: "Eleven Nagas laughing." *cringes*
              Naga: "Of course you're impressed. I'm naga, the white serpent, Naga
              the serpant. O hohohohoho!"
              10 Naga clones: "O HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
              MErrick: "Ten bishes leaping."
              Seifer: "We'll all jumping for joy 'cause we've got dates for New
              Years already."
              Celia: "Nine maids a milking..."
              Spike: "We need eggnog.... and we have to put some of those Naga
              clones to work."
              Seifer: "Eight girls a-laying." *gets glomped by rabid fangirls*
              Irvine: "Seven people sleeping." *glances over to where half the cast

              is passed out after too much eggnog*
              Merrick: "Six guys a laying?" *is glomped by fanboys*
              Legolas: "Five... Golden... Rings..."
              Cenn: "Of power... and a thong to go with 'em."
              Celia: "Four calling cards." *cell phone rings* "Will you quit
              calling
              me?!"
              Tara: "Three French horns." *blows a series of notes that sound
              correct."
              Cenn: "Two turtlenecks..."
              all: "TO COVER THE HICKIES!"
              Alex: "And an MC Hammer CD!"
              all: "YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" *everybody gets down and funky with
              their
              bad selves*
              <music: 'The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen>


12 annoying co-workers
              11 days of rain
              10 broken heaters (one from yours truly)
              9 things I forgot
              8 Burn Up W epis
              SEVEN DRAGONBALLS (OR SEISHI)
              6 inches of snow
              5 overtimes
              4 bad movies
              3 days off
              2 Zel plushies (for me!)
              AND
              ONE GROUP I STILL POST IN!!!


Cenn: "The holiday season is almost over... and on
              the 6th is the end
              of the 12 days of Christmas."
              Spike: "And it's nice to see you back to so genkai and whatnot."
              Cenn: "Well, my Oneechan is here for a bit to help with things, so I
              can actually rest and relax a little bit and recover from being sick
              the other day. And thankfully she's somebody whose shoulder I can
              cry
              on if need be."
              Merrick: "So tell me again why all of us are dressed in leather?"
              Cenn *smirks* "I'm angry because I can't go on my date tonight and
              it's still snowing...."
              Melanie: "This is comfortable... except for my thong riding up."
              Legolas: "Do you possess the one thong?"
              Mel: "Only thong I own at the moment... somebody ate the others."
              Poshul *looks up and burps up some leopard print material*
              Celia: "OK Cenn, we're ready for your final twisted 12 days rant."
              Cenn *smirks* "Alllllll right. Here! WE! GO!!"
              all: "On the twelth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me..."
              Alex: "Twelve cannons firing..." *ducks and covers*
              Zel: "Eleven Nagas laughing *cringes*"
              Celia: "Ten Slayers slaying..."
              Mel: "Nine bishies snogging..."
              Cenn: "eight dragons dancing..."
              Spike: "Seven people sleeping..."
              Merrick: "Six guys a laying..."
              Legolas: "Fiiiiiiiive.... Golllldenennn.... RIIIIIINGSSS!"
              Cenn: ".... of power, plus Melanie's thong to govern 'em."
              Alex: "Four gravity shells..."
              Tara: "Three organoids..."
              Irvine: "Two Leigar modes..."
              all: "And a Lords of Acid CD!"
              *The Girls of Chaos cartwheel into the room and begin to dance* "We
              must, We must, We must increase our busts!"


Asuka: "Snogging through the snow, on a blond haired Slytherin..."
Draco: "Asuka please get off, my wand is digging in."
Asuka: "Muraki looks on, with an evil grin 'cause he knows that when I'm done he'll be the next one in. Ooooohhh...
            bishounen, bishounen, oh they are so fine! Nothing beats getting laid by a bishounen that is mine.
            Oh, bishounen, bishounen, boy they are so fine. Nothing beats getting raped by a bishounen that is mine!"

Cenn: "Crashing down the slopes, on a blond haired vampire..."
Spike: "Cenn please get me off, I want to go higher."
Cenn: "Seifer and Merrick look on, with expectant grins, 'cause they know that when Spike's done
            they'll be the next ones in. Oooooh...
            bishounen, bishounen, oh they are so fine. Nothing beats getting fucked by a bishounen that is mine!
            Oh, bishounen, bishounen, boy they are so fine. Nothing beats getting sucked by a bishounen that is mine!
 

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