These jokes willl be rated g to pg-13 ( review before allowing children to view!! Life has a lot of grey areas!!)
Attn:
All jokes have been sent to me. If you are the original author or if its copyrighted please ~ E mail ~ me so I can give you credit or remove it if you don't want it published.
see link at bottom of page
Special thanks to my Mom! As I receive new jokes I will add them
For sending me enough jokes to keep me laughing and to build these pages
~ so keep checking back!
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use ~ Joke-add or joke-remove as subject.
