~all about kissing~
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge,
so open up your mouth, close your eyes,
and give your tounge some exercise!!!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses aren't kisses unless there tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated,
So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!!
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The Articles of Kissing And What Kissing Means
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to
promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude
to stare
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take
one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Kissing Linx
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