Here’s another popular Internet activity: you can send electronic mail (e-mail). An e-mail message imitates a regular letter or postcard but is transmitted electronically so you don’t have to lick a stamp, don’t have to walk to the mailbox to send it, and don’t have to wait for the letter to be processed by your country’s postal system.
E-mail zips through the Internet at lightning speed, so a letter sent from Japan to the United States takes just minutes (sometimes even seconds) to reach its destination. Unlike regular mail, which the Post Office usually delivers just once a day, e-mail can arrive anytime, day or night. If your friends try to send you e-mail messages while your computer is turned off, your Internet service provider will hold their messages for you until you turn your computer back on and reconnect to the Internet.
Since sending e-mail is so much faster than using the Post Office (which is about as slow as a snail), the Post Office’s mail is nicknamed snail mail. Yes, e-mail travels fast, takes just a few minutes to reach its destination, and is free; snail mail travels slowly, typically takes several days to reach its destination, and costs about 50¢ (for a stamp, an envelope, and paper to write on). So if your friend promises to send you a letter “soon”, ask “Are you going to send it by e-mail or snail mail?”
An “e-mail message” is sometimes called just “an e-mail”. Instead of saying “I sent 3 e-mail messages”, an expert says “I sent 3 e-mails”.
To use e-mail, you need an e-mail program.
The e-mail program is called an e-mail client if it’s on your computer’s hard disk. Here are the most popular e-mail clients:
Outlook Express is part of Windows 98&Me&XP
Windows Mail is part of Windows Vista
Mac Mail is by Apple and part of Mac OS X
Outlook is part of Microsoft Office for Windows
Entourage is part of Microsoft Office for the Mac
Thunderbird is by Mozilla.org, for use with Firefox
The e-mail program is called webmail service if it’s on a Website instead of your computer’s hard disk. Here are the most popular webmail services for the general public:
Yahoo Mail is at mail.yahoo.com, by Yahoo
Hotmail is at www.hotmail.com, which is owned by Microsoft
Gmail is at www.gmail.com, by Google
Some ISPs (such as AOL and Comcast) have invented special webmail services for use just by their own customers.
Which is better to use: an e-mail client or a webmail service? An e-mail client has 3 advantages over a webmail service:
An e-mail client runs faster than webmail.
An e-mail client understands more commands than webmail.
A webmail service puts ads on your screen and in your outgoing messages; an e-mail client doesn’t force you to look at ads.
But an e-mail client has 2 disadvantages:
Before you use an e-mail client the first time, you must install it.
If you’ve switch to a different computer (because you bought a new computer, or your building has several computers, or you’re visiting a friend), you can’t easily read your old messages: your messages and e-mail privileges are restricted to one computer (unless you fiddle a lot).
The most popular e-mail programs are Outlook Express (an old e-mail client), Windows Mail (a new e-mail client) and Yahoo Mail (a webmail service). This chapter explains how to use Outlook Express 5&5.5&6 and how Windows Mail and Yahoo Mail differ.
Simple e-mail
E-mail can be simple!
Start
Here’s how to start using e-mail.
Yahoo Mail To use Yahoo Mail (which is a webmail service), use your Web browser (such as Internet Explorer) to go to mail.yahoo.com.
The computer will say “Yahoo Mail”. If you don’t have a Yahoo ID yet, do this:
Click the “Sign up for Yahoo” button. Click in the “First name” box. Type your first name, press the Tab key, type your last name, click the Gender box’s down-arrow, click your gender (“Male” or “Female”).
Invent your Yahoo ID. It can include letters, digits, underlines, at most one period, no spaces, no special symbols. (For example, I invented SecretGuide.) Type what you invented. Click “Check Availability of this ID”.
If the computer says “unavailable”, do this: click in the box, invent a different Yahoo ID, type it, then press Enter.
If the computer says “available”, click “Continue Registration With This ID”.
Click in the Password box. Invent a Yahoo password that’s at least 6 characters long. Type it, press Tab, then type it again.
Finish filling the form. Click “I agree”.
The computer will say “Registration Completed”. Now you have a Yahoo ID. Click “Continue without installing Yahoo Toolbar”. If you see a “Try It Now” button, click it.
Go to mail.yahoo.com. The computer will say “Sign in to Yahoo” again.
If you have a Yahoo ID, do this:
Type your Yahoo ID. Press the Tab key, type your Yahoo password, and press Enter. Click the “Inbox” that’s at the screen’s left edge.
Outlook Express To start using Outlook Express, choose one of these methods.…
Method 1 (works just in version 6) Click “start” then “Outlook Express”.
Method 2 (works in versions 5 & 5.5 & usually 6) While you’re running Internet Explorer 5, 5.5, or 6, click the Mail button (which is at the top of the screen). Click “Read Mail”.
Method 3 (works just in versions 5&5.5) Click the tiny Outlook Express icon, which is to the right of the Start button and shows an envelope with arrows orbiting around it. Answer any questions about your ISP and password. Click “Read Mail”.
If versions 5.5&6 say “Internet Connection Wizard”, do this:
Type your name as you’d like it to appear in all e-mail messages you send (such as “Russ Walter”). Press Enter.
Click in the “E-mail address” box. Type the e-mail address that your ISP agreed to assign you (such as poo@gis.net). Press Enter.
Type the name of your ISP’s incoming mail server (such as “pop.gis.net”). Press Tab. Type the name of your ISP’s outgoing mail server (such as “smtp.gis.net”). Press Enter.
Press the Tab key. Type the user password that your ISP agreed to assign to you. (While you type your password, asterisks or black circles will appear on your screen, to hide your password from any enemy who’s looking over your shoulder.) Press Enter twice.
If the computer asks you, type your password again (and press Enter).
Here’s how to set up version 6 to work with Comcast’s webmail service:
Click “Set up a Mail account”.
Type your name as you’d like it to appear in all e-mail messages you send (such as “Russ Walter”). Press Enter.
Click in the “E-mail address” box. Type the e-mail address that your ISP agreed to assign you (such as SecretGuide@comcast.net). Press Enter.
Type the name of your ISP’s incoming mail server (such as “mail.comcast.net”). Press Tab. Type the name of your ISP’s outgoing mail server (such as “smtp.comcast.net”). Press Enter.
Press the Tab key. Type the user password that your ISP agreed to assign to you. (While you type your password, asterisks or black circles will appear on your screen, to hide your password from any enemy who’s looking over your shoulder.) Press Enter twice.
Click Tools then Accounts. Double-click “mail.comcast.net” then Servers. Put a check mark in the “My server requires authentication” box (by clicking it). Click “Advanced”. Type 587 and press Enter. Press Enter again.
You’ll see the Outlook Express window. If it doesn’t consume the whole screen yet, maximize it (by clicking its maximize button, which is next to the X button).
Windows Mail To start using Windows Mail, click Start then “Windows Mail”.
If the computer says “Your Name”, do this:
Type your name as you’d like it to appear in all e-mail messages you send (such as “Russ Walter”). Press Enter.
Click in the “E-mail address” box. Type the e-mail address that your ISP agreed to assign you (such as SecretGuide@comcast.net). Press Enter.
Type the name of your ISP’s incoming mail server (such as “mail.comcast.net”). Press Tab. Type the name of your ISP’s outgoing mail server (such as “smtp.comcast.net”). Press Enter.
Press the Tab key. Type the user password that your ISP agreed to assign to you. (While you type your password, black circles will appear on your screen, to hide your password from any enemy who’s looking over your shoulder.) Press Enter twice.
Click Tools then Accounts. Double-click “mail.comcast.net” then Servers. Put a check mark in the “My server requires authentication” box (by clicking it). Click “Advanced”. Type 587 and press Enter. Press Enter again.
You’ll see the Windows Mail window. If it doesn’t consume the whole screen yet, maximize it (by clicking its maximize button, which is next to the X button).
Incoming mail
Here’s how to handle incoming mail.
At the screen’s left edge, you see “Inbox”.
In Yahoo Mail, click the “Inbox” that’s at the screen’s left edge.
In Outlook Express & Windows Mail, click the “Inbox” that’s at the screen’s left edge and below the word “Folders”.
Now most of the screen is divided into 3 big white windowpanes, which I’ll call “left”, “top”, and “bottom”. You might also see extras:
Yahoo Mail shows ads at the screen’s right edge and bottom-left corner.
Outlook Express might show a tiny “Contacts” pane in the screen’s bottom-left corner.
The top pane shows a list of all e-mail messages that other people have sent you. For each message, the list shows whom the message is from (the sender’s name), the message’s subject (what the message is about), and when the message was received (the date and time). Yahoo Mail makes that pane also show the message’s size (how many kilobytes the message consumes on the disk drives of Yahoo’s computers).
The first time Microsoft’s Outlook Express or Windows Mail is used on your computer, the top pane shows you’ve received a message from Microsoft.
The first time Yahoo Mail is used with your Yahoo ID, the top pane shows you’ve received a message from Yahoo.
After you’ve used the e-mail program awhile, you’ll probably receive additional messages, from your friends!
Here’s how to deal with a long list of messages:
Each message is initially listed in bold type (and Outlook Express & Windows Mail show a picture of a sealed envelope). If you look at a message’s details for at least 2 seconds in Yahoo Mail (or 5 seconds in Outlook Express & Windows Mail), that message becomes unbolded (and Outlook Express & Windows Mail shows its envelope opened).
If there are too many messages to fit in the pane, view the rest of the messages by pressing that pane’s scroll-down arrow (the symbol 6 or Ú at the pane’s bottom right corner).
In what order do the messages appear? If you click the word “Received” in Outlook Express & Windows Mail (or “Date” in Yahoo Mail), the messages are listed in the order received (in chronological order). If you click the word “From” instead, the messages are listed by the sender’s name (in alphabetical order). Clicking “Received” is typically more useful than clicking “From”. When you click the word “Received” or “From”, a triangle appears next to that word. If you click that same word again, the triangle flips upside-down — and so does the list. For example, suppose the triangle is next to the word “Received”: if the triangle points down, the messages are listed from newest to oldest; if the triangle points up instead, the messages are listed from oldest to newest.
Look in the top pane, at the list of messages you received. Decide which message you want to read, and click the sender’s name. Then the bottom pane starts showing you the complete message. Read it.
The complete message is probably too long to fit in the bottom pane. To see the rest of the message, press that pane’s scroll-down arrow (the symbol 6 or Ú at the pane’s bottom right corner).
Junk If a message seems to be junk, Windows Mail puts it in the Junk E-mail folder instead of the Inbox.
To see what’s in the Junk E-mail folder, click “Junk E-mail”. To see what’s in the Inbox again, click Inbox.
How to send mail
To write an e-mail message, perform 5 steps.
Step 1: get the window In Outlook Express & Windows Mail, do this:
Click “Create Mail”. (Versions 5&5.5 call it “New Mail”.) You’ll see the New Message window.
In Yahoo Mail, do this:
Click the Compose button (or tap your keyboard’s N key, which means “New message compose”). If the computer asks “Did you know there’s a faster way”, click OK.
You’ll see the Compose tab. Click in the wide white box that’s to the right of the word “To”.
Step 2: choose a recipient To whom do you want to send the message? To send an e-mail message to a person, you must find out that person’s e-mail address. For example, if you want to send an e-mail message to me, you need to know that my e-mail address is “Russ@SecretFun.com”.
For the Internet, each e-mail address contains the symbol “@”, which is pronounced “at”. For example, my Internet address, “Russ@SecretFun.com”, is pronounced “russ at secret fun dot com”.
(To send me e-mail, you can use either my new address, “Russ@SecretFun.com”, or my old address, “poo@gis.net”. Either way will reach me.)
To find out the e-mail addresses of your friends and other people, ask them (by chatting with them in person or by phoning them or by sending them snail-mail postcards).
If you send e-mail to the following celebrities and nuts, they’ll probably read what you wrote. (But they might not have enough time to write back, and they prefer you use the feedback forms on their Websites instead.)
Comment E-mail address
Actors
Clint Eastwood rugged Westerns RowdiYates@aol.com
Tom Hanks nice guy in difficulty NY122@aol.com
Brad Pitt heartthrob CiaoBox@msn.com
Tom Cruise heartthrob AGoodActor@aol.com
John Travolta black-jacket cool JohnTravolta@EarthAlliance.com
Adam Sandler Saturday Night Live sandler@cris.com
Talk-show hosts
David Letterman CBS’s “Late Show” LateShow@pipeline.com
Jay Leno NBC’s “Tonight Show” TonightShow@nbc.com
Conan O’Brien NBC after Leno LateNight@nbc.com
Oprah Winfrey warm harpo@InterAccess.com
Howard Stern talks dirty on radio SternShow@HowardStern.com
Politicians
George W. Bush President of USA comments@WhiteHouse.gov
Dick Cheney Vice-President of USA Vice_President@WhiteHouse.gov
Ted Kennedy Senator kennedy@kennedy.senate.gov
Reporters & commentators
Dave Barry syndicated columnist NoLowFlow@DaveBarry.com
Roger Ebert movie critic, thumbs up feedback@RogerEbert.com
Bill Nye PBS’s “Science Guy” BillNye@nyelabs.com
Fictions
Santa Claus delivers presents santa@NorthPole.com
Scott Adams draws Dilbert cartoons ScottAdams@aol.com
Computerists
Bill Gates head of Microsoft, rich BillG@microsoft.com
Russ Walter nut, wrote this book Russ@SecretFun.com
Pop singers
Britney Spears young Britney@BritneySpears.com
Madonna sexual madonna@wbr.com
Sports heroes
Tiger Woods golf Tiger@TigerWoods.com
Evander Holyfield boxer had his ear bit Evander@EvanderHolyfield.com
When you type an e-mail address, you don’t have to capitalize. The computer ignores capitalization.
Never put a blank space in the middle of an e-mail address.
Warning: people often change their e-mail addresses, so don’t be surprised if your message comes back, marked undeliverable.
Type the e-mail address of the person to whom you want to send your message. If you’re a shy beginner who’s nervous about bothering people, try sending an e-mail message to a close friend or me or yourself. Sending an e-mail message to yourself is called “doing a Fats Waller”, since he was the first singer to popularize this song:
“Gonna sit right down and write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you!”
If you send an e-mail message to me, I’ll read it (unless my e-mail address has changed) and try to send you a reply, but be patient (since I check my e-mail just a few times per week) and avoid asking for computer advice (since I give advice just by regular phone calls at 603-666-6644, not by e-mail).
At the end of the e-mail address, press the Tab twice, so you’re at the line marked “Subject”.
Step 3: choose a subject Type a phrase summarizing the subject (such as “let’s lunch” or “I’m testing”). At the end of that typing, press the Tab key again.
Step 4: type the message Go ahead: type the message, such as “Let’s have lunch together in Antarctica tomorrow!” or “I’m testing my e-mail system, so please tell me whether you received this test message.” Your message can be as long as you wish — many paragraphs! Type the message as if you were using a word processor. For example, press the Enter key just when you reach the end of a paragraph. (If you’re using Outlook Express, you can maximize the window you’re typing in by clicking the window’s maximize button, which is next to the X button.)
Step 5: send the message When you finish typing the message, click the Send button (which looks like a flying envelope).
If the computer says “Display name” (because you’re using Outlook Express 6 and haven’t sent e-mails before), do this:
Type your name as you’d like it to appear on all e-mail messages you send (such as “Russ Walter”). Press Enter.
Type the e-mail address that your ISP agreed to assign you (such as “poo@gis.net”). Press Enter.
Type the name of your ISP’s incoming mail server (such as “pop.gis.net”). Press Tab. Type the name of your ISP’s outgoing mail server (such as “smtp.gis.net”). Press Enter.
Press the Tab key. Type the user password that your ISP agreed to assign to you. (While you type your password, black circles will appear on your screen, to hide your password from any enemy who’s looking over your shoulder.) Press Enter twice.
In Outlook Express & Windows Mail, the window you typed in will close automatically. In Yahoo Mail, this happens instead:
The Compose tab will close. The computer will say “Message Sent”; click “OK”. Click “Inbox” again.
When do messages transmit?
When you try to send or receive a message, when does the transmission actually occur?
Receiving a message from a friend When a friend tries to send you a message, the message goes from your friend’s computer to your friend’s e-mail server (such as Yahoo or your friend’s Internet Service Provider), which passes the message on to your e-mail server. The message is stored on your e-mail server’s hard disk.
Since your e-mail server is always turned on (day and night, 24 hours), it’s always ready to receive messages your friends try to send you, even while your own computer is turned off.
When you try to examine your Inbox, your computer ought to contact your e-mail server and tell the e-mail server to transmit any new messages to your computer; but if your computer is lazy, it might not contact your e-mail server immediately to get the newest messages. Instead, your computer might decide to wait awhile before bothering your e-mail server. For example, your computer might contact your e-mail server just once every 30 minutes to check whether there are any new messages for you; or your computer might not contact your e-mail server until the next time you start running the e-mail program — which might be the next day.
To make your computer communicate with your e-mail server now, so all the messages you’re trying to receive get transmitted to your Inbox now, click Yahoo Mail’s Check Mail button or Outlook Express’s Send/Recv button or Windows Mail’s “Send/Receive”.
If you want Outlook Express & Windows Mail to check for messages more frequently, do this:
Click “Tools” then “Options”. Put a in the box marked “Check for new messages” (by clicking). Put a small number (such as 10) in the minutes box (by clicking the box’s down-arrow). Also, to make sure e-mails you create get sent immediately, do this: click “Send” (which is at the top of the screen); put a in the box marked “Send messages immediately” (by clicking); click OK.
Sending a message to a friend When you tell the computer to send a message to a friend, the computer typically transmits the message immediately to your e-mail server (which passes it on to your friend’s e-mail server).
Smiley’s pals
Here’s a picture of a smiling face:
It’s called a smiley. If you rotate that face 90°, it looks like this:
:-)
People writing e-mail messages often type that symbol to mean “I’m smiling; I’m just kidding”.
For example, suppose you want to tell President Bush that you disagree with his speech. If you communicate the old-fashioned way, with pencil and paper, you’ll probably begin like this:
Dear Mr. President,
I’m somewhat distressed at your recent policy announcement.
But people who communicate by e-mail tend to be more blunt:
Hey, George!
You really blew that speech. Jeez! Your policy stinks. You should be boiled in oil, or at least paddled with a floppy disk. :-)
The symbol “:-)” means “I’m just kidding”. That symbol’s important. Forgot to include it? Then poor George, worried about getting boiled in oil, might have the Secret Service arrest you for plotting an assassination.
The smiley, “:-)”, has many variations:
Symbol Meaning
:-) I’m smiling.
:-( I’m frowning.
:-< I’m real sad.
:-c I’m bummed out.
:-C I’m really bummed out!
:-I I’m grim.
:-/ I’m skeptical.
:-7 I’m smirking at my own wry comment.
:-> I have a devilish grin.
:-D I’m laughing.
:-o I’m shouting.
:-O I’m shouting really loud.
:-@ I’m screaming.
:-8 I talk from both sides of my mouth.
:-p I’m sticking my tongue out at you.
:-P I’m being tongue-in-cheek.
:-& I’m tongue-tied.
:-9 I’m licking my lips.
:-* My lips pucker — for a kiss or pickle.
:-x My lips are sealed.
:-# I wear braces.
:-$ My mouth is wired shut.
:-? I smoke a pipe.
:-} I have a beard.
:-B I have buck teeth.
:-[ I’m a vampire.
:-{} I wear lipstick.
:-{) I have a mustache.
:-~) My nose runs.
:-)~ I’m drooling.
:-)-8 I have big breasts.
:*) I’m drunk.
:^) My nose is broken.
:~I I’m smoking.
:~j I’m smoking and smiling.
:'-( I’m crying.
:'-) I’m so happy, I’m crying.
:) I’m a midget.
;-) I’m winking.
?-) I have a black eye.
%-) Dizzy from staring at screen too long!
8-) I wear glasses.
B-) I wear cool shades, man.
g-) I wear pince-nez glasses.
P-) I’m a pirate.
|-O I’m yawning.
|^O I’m snoring.
X-( I just died.
O:-) I’m an angel.
+:-) I’m a priest.
[:-) I’m wearing a Walkman.
&:-) I have curly hair.
@:-) I have wavy hair.
8:-) I have a bow in my hair.
B:-) My sunglasses are on my forehead.
{:-) I wear a toupee,
}:-) but the wind is blowing it off.
-:-) I’m a punk rocker,
-:-( but real punk rockers don’t smile.
[:] I’m a robot.
3:] I’m your pet,
3:[ but I growl.
}:-> I’m being devilish,
>;-> and lewdly winking.
E-:-) I’m a ham radio operator.
C=:-) I’m a chef.
=|:-)= I’m Uncle Sam.
<):-) I’m a fireman.
*<:-) I’m Santa Claus.
*:o) I’m Bozo the clown.
<:I I’m a dunce.
(-: I’m a lefty.
Since those symbolic pictures (icons) help you emote, they’re called emoticons (pronounced “ee MOTE ee cons”). Technically, just the first one in that list is called a smiley, but some folks call all emoticons “smileys.”
To understand those American smileys easily, you must turn your head 90°.
Japanese versions The Japanese have invented these straight-on smileys, which don’t require you to turn your head — you can look at them straight-on:
Symbol Meaning
(^_^) I’m smiling.
(@_@) I’m dizzy and giddy.
(*^_^*) I’m smiling and blushing.
(^.^) Smiling with my cute little-girl mouth!
(-_-) I’m angry but trying to force a smile.
(T_T) I’m crying. Tears run down my cheeks.
(p_-) Trying to find secret, using magnifier!
(>_<) Ouch! That was a painful failure!
(>_<)(>_<) I deny it strongly, shake my head!
(._.?) Are we confusing each other?
(._.)(._.) What are you looking for?
(^_^;) I’m stunned, break into a cold sweat,
((((((^_^;) and want to run outta here!
(^_^)V Great! My hand makes the victory sign!
(^^)// Great! My hands clap!
\(OoO)/ I’m wowed! My eyes bulge, arms flail.
(-_-)zzz I’m going to sleep. Good-night!
The Japanese call their straight-on smileys “facemarks”, since they’re marks that represent faces simply, without rotation.
Other body parts Analysts of American culture invented these assicons to illustrate slang:
Symbol Meaning
(_!_) regular ass
(!) tight ass
(__!__) fat ass
[_!_] hard ass
(_) half-assed
(_o_) ass that’s been around
(_O_) ass that’s been around even more
(_*_) sore-ass loser
(_o^^o_) wise ass
(_E=mc2_) smart ass
(_?_) dumb ass
(_zzz_) tired ass
(_13_) unlucky ass
(_jack_) jackass
(_Y_) ass that can’t say no
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) get off my ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_#_) take an ass pounding
(_~_) Latin ass
(_/_) Asian ass
(_+_) French ass
Analysts of the female form have invented these titicons (which are also called boobiecons):
Symbol Meaning
(o)(o) regular tits
(O)(O) big tits
(@)(@) big, hairy tits
(.)(.) tiny tits
{.}{.} shriveled tits
(,)(,) droopy tits
(')(') perky tits
(.Y.) curvy tits
($)($) silicone tits
Acronyms
People writing e-mail messages often use these expressions and abbreviations:
Expression Abbreviation
I’m GRINNING! <g>
I have a BIG GRIN! <bg>
I have a VERY BIG GRIN! <vbg>
Laughing out loud! LOL
Rolling on the floor, laughing! ROTFL
Ha ha, only joking! HHOJ
Tongue in cheek! TIC
No problem! NP
Way to go! WTG
Great minds think alike. GMTA
Oh my God! OMG
before B4
later L8R
real soon now RSN
See you later! CUL8R
Talk to you later! TTYL
Ta-ta for now! TTFN
Best friend forever! BFF
Be back later! BBL
Be right back! BRB
Be back in a flash! BBIAF
Just a minute! JAM
Back at keyboard! BAK
Welcome back! WB
Long time, no see! LTNS
Thanks in advance. TIA
No reply necessary. NRN
in my opinion IMO
in my humble opinion IMHO
in my not-so-humble opinion IMNSHO
for your information FYI
frequently asked question FAQ
Read the manual. RTM
Read the f***ing manual. RTFM
Oh, I see. OIC
Still in the dark! SITD
Are you OK? RUOK
in real life IRL
Been there, done that! BTDT
by the way BTW
for what it’s worth FWIW
in any event IAE
in other words IOW
on the other hand OTOH
Those abbreviations are called acronyms.
What did you send?
To check which messages you sent, click in the left pane at “Sent Items” (or Yahoo Mail’s “Sent”).
You’ll see a list of messages you sent. For each message, the list shows the address you sent it to, the message’s subject, and when you sent it.
When you finish admiring that list, make the screen become normal again by clicking “Inbox” (which is in the left pane).
Reply
While you’re reading a message that somebody’s sent you, here’s how to reply.
Click “Reply” (or use this Yahoo Mail shortcut: press the keyboard’s R key). Then type your reply.
While you type, the computer shows a copy of the message you’re replying to. In Outlook Express & Windows Mail, the copy has a vertical bar (“|”) in front of each line.
If you want to abridge that copy (so it doesn’t clutter your screen), use your mouse: drag across the part you want to delete, then press the Delete key.
When you finish typing your reply, click the Send button (which looks like a flying envelope). The computer will send your reply, along with your abridged copy of the message you’re replying to.
Delete old messages
The list of received messages — and the list of sent messages — can become long and hard to manage. To reduce the clutter, delete any messages that no longer interest you.
Here’s how to delete a message you received (or a copy of a message you sent): make the message’s name appear in the top pane, then click the name (so it turns blue), then press the Delete key.
That tells the computer you want to delete the message. The computer moves the message into a Deleted Items folder (which Yahoo Mail calls Trash). It resembles the Windows Recycle Bin.
To find out what’s in that folder, click “Deleted Items” (or “Trash”), which is in the left pane. You’ll see what’s in that folder: a list of the messages you said to delete.
Are you sure you want to delete all those messages?
If you change your mind, you can keep one of those messages. For Yahoo Mail, do this:
Find the message’s name (in the top pane) and drag that name to where you want the message moved (the left pane’s Inbox or “Sent”).
For Outlook Express & Windows Mail, do this:
In the top pane, right-click that message’s name (using the mouse’s right-hand button). Click “Move to Folder”.
You see the Move window. In that window, double-click where you want the message moved (“Inbox” or “Sent Items”); if you don’t see those choices, make them appear by double-clicking “Local Folders”.
When you’re sure you want to eliminate all messages in the Deleted Items folder, do this:
Yahoo Mail: click the word “Empty” that’s next to “Trash”; that makes all messages in the Trash folder vanish.
Outlook Express & Windows Mail: right-click “Deleted Items” (using the mouse’s right-hand button); click “Empty Deleted Items Folder” then “Yes”; that makes all messages in the Deleted Items folder vanish.
If you’re using Windows Mail, handle the Junk E-mail folder the same way as the Deleted Items folder.
Signature
At the bottom of your e-mail message, you can include a few lines that identify who you are. Those lines are called your signature (or sig).
For example, your sig can include your full name, address, and phone number. You can mention your office’s address & phone number, but be cautious about revealing your home address & phone number, since e-mail messages are often peeked at by strangers.
If you’re employed, you might also wish to give your company’s name, your title, and a disclaimer, such as “The opinions I expressed aren’t necessarily my employer’s.” You might also wish to reveal your personality, by including your favorite saying (such as “Be creative” or “May the Lord bless you” or “Turned on by Twinkies”). But keep your sig short: any sig containing more than 7 lines of text is considered an impolite waste of your reader’s time.
Don’t bother putting your e-mail address in your sig, since your e-mail address appears automatically at the top of your message.
Here’s how to put the same sig on all your e-mail messages easily. For Outlook Express & Windows Mail, do this:
On the menu bar at the top of the screen, click the word “Tools”. Click “Options” then “Signatures” then “New”.
Press Enter (so your sig’s top line will be blank). Then type whatever words and numbers you want to be in your sig; press the Enter key at the end of each line.
Click “Add signatures to all outgoing messages”. Click “OK”. Then the computer will automatically put that sig at the bottom of each new message you write.
For Yahoo Mail, do this:
Click “Options” (which is somewhat near the screen’s top-right corner) then “Mail Options” then “Compose” (which is at the screen’s left edge).
Click the “Show a signature on all outgoing messages” button. Below that button, you see a white box with a blue border. Click in that box. Type whatever words and numbers you want to be in your sig; press the Enter key at the end of each line.
Click “Save Changes”. Then the computer will automatically put that sig at the bottom of each new message you write.
Click “Back to Mail” (which is at the screen’s left edge).
While you edit a message, edit its sig! Customize its sig to match the rest of the message.
Attachments
An e-mail message can have a file attached to it.
Send a file attachment
While you’re writing a message, here’s how to insert a file (such as a picture you drew in Paint, or a document composed in WordPad or Microsoft Word).
Click the Attach button, which looks like a paper clip.
Which file do you want to insert? Make its icon appear on the screen. If its icon is not on the screen because the computer is showing a different folder, do this:
Windows Mail Click the Ù next to “Folders”. Click the folder that the file is in.
Outlook Express Click the 6 or Ú next to the folder’s name. Click the hard disk’s “C:” icon. Double-click the folders that the file is in.
Yahoo Mail If you’re using Windows Vista, do the Windows Mail process; if you’re using Windows 98 or Me or XP, do the Outlook Express process.
When the file’s icon is finally on the screen, double-click that icon.
Above the message you were writing, you should see your file’s name (in the Attach box). Make sure the message and the file’s name are correct.
Then click the Send button (which looks like a flying envelope). That makes the computer send the message and attached file.
Receive a file attachment
Here’s what to do if a friend sends you a message that includes an attached file.
Outlook Express & Windows Mail begin like this:
While you’re reading the message (in the bottom pane), you’ll see a paper clip in that pane’s top right corner. Click the paper clip.
Under that paper clip, you’ll see the attached file’s icon. Click that icon. If the computer asks
Yahoo Mail begins like this:
While you’re reading the message (in the bottom pane), click the attachment’s name. (The name is at the pane’s top, next to a paper clip. The name is blue and underlined.) Click “Download Attachment”.
If the computer asks “Do you want to open this file?”, click “Open”. (If the computer instead asks “What would you like to do with this file?”, click “Open it” then “OK”.)
The computer will try to show you the pictures and words that are in the attached file, by running the program that created the file. For example, if the file is a picture created by Paint, the computer will try to run Paint; if the file is a document created by Microsoft Word, the computer will try to run Microsoft Word. (If the file was created by software that your computer doesn’t own and your computer doesn’t know how to handle the file, your computer will gripe by saying “Open With”.)
When you finish looking at the pictures and words that are in the attached file, close whatever program created it (such as Paint or Microsoft Word) by clicking that program’s X button. You’ll return to seeing your e-mail program’s screen.
Multiple people
An e-mail message can be sent to many people. Here’s how.…
Multiple addresses
If you want to send a message to several people, put semicolons between their addresses. For example, if you want to send a message to the President of the United States (whose address is President@WhiteHouse.gov) and also to me (Russ@SecretFun.com), address the mail to:
president@WhiteHouse.gov; Russ@SecretFun.com
That little list of addresses is called the mailing list.
The space after the semicolon is optional. If you accidentally type a comma instead of a semicolon, the computer will eventually turn the comma into a semicolon for you.
Carbon copies
Here’s how to send a message mainly to the President of the United States but also send me a copy:
In the main address box (called “To”), write the address of the main person you want to send the letter to (which is President@WhiteHouse.gov).
In the box marked “Cc” (which stands for “Carbon copy”), write the address of the person you want to send a secret copy to (which is Russ@SecretFun.com).
Here’s how to send a message mainly to the President of the United States but also send me a copy, and make the copy be secret, so the President of the United States doesn’t know the copy was sent to me:
In the main address box (called “To”), write the address of the main person you want to send the letter to (which is President@WhiteHouse.gov).
Below the Cc box, make sure you see a Bcc box. (“Bcc” stands for “Blind carbon copy”.) If you don’t see a Bcc box yet, create one by doing this: for Yahoo Mail, click “Show BCC”; for Outlook Express, click “View” then “All Headers”.
In the Bcc box, write the address of the person you want to send a secret copy to (which is Russ@SecretFun.com).
Replies
While you’re reading a message you received, here’s how to send a reply: click either “Reply” or “Reply All”.
If you click “Reply”, your reply will be sent to just the person who sent you the message. (Yahoo Mail permits this shortcut: instead of clicking “Reply”, you can just tap the keyboard’s R key.)
If instead you click the Outlook Express & Windows Mail “Reply All” (or click Yahoo Mail’s Reply button’s down-arrow and then “Reply to All”), your reply will be sent to the person who sent you the message and also to everybody else on that person’s mailing list.
For example, if Bob sends a message addressed to a list of three people (you, Sue, and Jill) and you want to reply, click either “Reply” (which sends your reply just to Bob) or “Reply All” (which sends your reply to Bob and also to the other people on Bob’s mailing list: Sue and Jill).
Forward
While you’re reading a message you received, here’s how to send a copy of it to a friend.
Click “Forward”. Type your friend’s e-mail address.
Press the Tab key several times, until you’re in the big white box where you can type a message. Type a comment to your friend, such as “Here’s a joke Mary sent me.” Below your typing, the computer automatically shows a copy of the message you’re forwarding.
Click the Send button (which looks like a flying envelope).
Privacy
Remember this poem:
Beware what messages you send.
They may reach eyes you don’t intend.
For example, suppose you send an e-mail message to Bob. Your message might be read by people other than Bob, for one of these reasons:
Maybe Bob shares his e-mail address with his wife, kids, parents, and friends.
Maybe Bob works for a department that shares just one Internet address.
Maybe Bob’s secretary reads all Bob’s mail, to discard junk.
While Bob shows a friend how to use e-mail, the friend can see Bob’s e-mail.
While Bob goes to the bathroom, a passerby can peek at Bob’s screen.
Whenever Bob receives interesting e-mail, maybe he forwards it to friends.
Maybe you meant to reply to Bob but accidentally sent the reply to “All”.
Maybe your e-mail reaches a different guy named “Bob”.
According to U.S. law, if you’re an employee who writes an e-mail message by using the company’s computer, the message becomes the company’s property, and your boss is allowed to look at it. Your message has no privacy. Moreover, if your company is sued (by a competitor or customer), United States law can require your company to reveal all e-mail messages about the lawsuit’s topic and about all the people involved in it: the cute joke you wrote can embarrass you when the judge makes you read it to the courtroom.
So be especially careful about writing e-mails that contain sexual references (such as “I love your body, so let’s go out on a date and have sex!”) or anger (such as “The boss is a jerk, a prick, I wish he were dead, I hope somebody kills him!”), since your e-mail might accidentally fall into the hands of the one person to whom you don’t want to show that message. Here’s the most important rule about e-mail messages:
If you want to send a sexual or angry e-mail,
wait a half-hour (to cool down) then read your draft and think again!
No “Undo”
When you tell the computer to send an e-mail message (by clicking the Send button, Reply button, or Reply All), the computer tries to transmit the message immediately. You cannot cancel the transmission easily, since there’s no “Undo button”.
If you try to wreck the transmission (by unplugging your modem or turning off your computer’s power), your computer will detect sabotage and overcome it: the next time you run your e-mail program, the computer will try again to transmit the wrecked message (by using a copy of the message that the computer keeps in your computer’s Outbox folder).
Since e-mail transmissions can’t be easily canceled, remember:
Before you click Send or Reply or Reply All,
check your spelling and emotions, or you’ll all be appalled!
Bad e-mail
You’ll receive several kinds of e-mail messages. Some of those messages will help you (because they’re written to you by your friends or business acquaintances, or because they’re weekly or daily news bulletins that you requested from companies whose Web sites you visited).
But most of the e-mail messages you receive will be bad
e-mail that’s “a waste of your time to read” or “dangerous”.
Viruses
10% of all e-mail contains viruses. A virus is a malicious program that tries to wreck your computer and automatically spread itself to other computers. Even if the e-mail claims to come from a friend you know, the e-mail can contain a virus (because your friend doesn’t know it contains a virus, or because the virus lied when it said it was from your friend — the virus could have just stolen your friend’s name and e-mail address).
Many viruses come in e-mail attachments.
Don’t open an e-mail attachment unless it comes with a cover letter that convinces you the attachment is really about something specific that you were expecting and that’s specifically about you. For example, don’t open an e-mail attachment that comes with a generic body saying just “open the attachment” or “look at these pictures” or “I’m shocked at what the attachment says about you” or some other depersonalized enticement. On the other hand, it’s okay to open an attachment that says “Here are the pictures from the party I had with you and Sarah last Friday at 9PM”, if you really did have a party with that person and Sarah last Friday at 9PM!
If the attachment’s name ends in .scr or .vbs, the attachment is almost certainly a virus, since normal attachments don’t have such names.
If the attachment’s name ends in .zip, the attachment is probably a virus but might be innocent. Be extremely cautious.
If the attachment’s name ends in .doc, the attachment is probably just an innocent Microsoft Word document; if the attachment’s name ends in .eml, the attachment is probably just an innocent forwarded e-mail. But you can’t be sure (since some viruses pretend to be “.doc” or “.eml”), so still keep your guard up. If you wish, phone or e-mail the sender and ask whether the sender really intended to send the attachment.
The easiest way to avoid viruses is to buy an antivirus program. I explain viruses and antivirus programs on pages 189-199.
Even if you buy an antivirus program, you can’t completely relax, since new viruses keep getting invented. You must keep your antivirus program up-to-date, to make sure it can detect the newest viruses.
Some viruses are so powerful that they destroy antivirus programs. Some viruses even print their own fake messages saying “no virus found”.
Get-rich-quick schemes
You’ll get e-mails promising you’ll get rich quick — if you pay the sender first. If you’re stupid, you’ll pay the sender — then realize you’ve become poorer, not richer, since the sender gives you nothing worthwhile in return.
For example, in what’s called a multilevel marketing (MLM), you’ll be told you can get rich by selling products (such as pills or e-mailed reports) if you buy them first from the seller.
After you stupidly buy the products, you realize you can’t easily find other stupid people to buy them from you. That’s because the products themselves are junk.
The classic MLM scheme tries to get you to send $10 each to 5 people (for worthless “e-mail reports”), while you hope many people, in return, will be stupid enough to send $10 each to you. You’ll soon discover than most people are not stupider than you, and just you are stupid enough to lose $50. Such a scheme is called a chain letter or pyramid scheme. The post office has ruled all such chain-letter pyramid schemes are illegal and constitute mail fraud, since the only way to get rich in such a scheme is to make hundreds of stupid people become poor. Most such schemes claim to be legal but aren’t.
Another false road to riches is the Nigerian scam:
You’ll receive a letter begging your help in moving $30,000,000 out of Nigeria (because the money was secretly acquired by a slightly corrupt Nigerian official), and you’ll be allowed to keep 30% of the money for yourself. The “catch” is that before the money is transferred to you, a “small” fee must be paid to lawyers, etc., to transfer the money. If you’re stupid enough to believe the tale, you pay the fee (a few thousand dollars) — then find out you have to pay another fee, then another, then another, to get around “unexpected difficulties”. You never receive a penny. All fees wind up in the pocket of the scammer (who pretends to be a lawyer).
Thousands of Americans were stupid enough to fall for that Nigerian scam. The typical victim lost $50,000; the stupidest victims lost $300,000 per person. Several victims were stupid enough to go to Nigeria to get their money — and got murdered.
The Nigerian scam is a more lucrative crime than anything the Mafia ever did. It brings in over $1,000,000 per day from all the victims. It’s been imitated by other African countries and other constituencies. Example: “I’m a sinner who acquired $30,000,000 but I’ve mended my ways, and now I’d like to donate it all to your church, if you could please help me move it out of Sierra Leone.” Some churches went broke believing that tale!
For a different scam, you’ll be told you won $3,000,000 in the Netherlands lottery (though common sense should tell you that you can’t win a lottery you didn’t enter and never even heard of), and you just need to pay a “transfer fee” to get your winnings transferred to you.
In a real lottery, there’s no transfer fee; in this faked lottery, there’s a transfer fee but no jackpot, except for the scammers who keep your transfer fee. At first, you’ll be told the transfer fee is $5,000; after you’ve stupidly paid it, you’ll be told that because of “difficulties” with the transfer, more fees will be necessary… and then more… and then more… until your bank account is empty.
The Nigerian scam and the Netherlands-lottery scam are both examples of advance-fee scams, where you’re told you’ll get rich if you pay a fee first.
For more details about scams, go to www.crimes-of-persuasion.com, then click on “Nigerian Scam” (or others).
Freebies
You’ll receive e-mail offering you something for free (such as a free digital camera, or a free screensaver, or a free pornographic look at nude women, or free access to not-quite-legally downloaded music). You say to yourself, “What can it lose? It’s free!” so you click yes.
That launches a barrage of ads upon you — through Web sites and through e-mails — trying to convince you to buy more. Many of the ads come in the form of adware and spyware. Page 190 explains how to cure them.
Oh yeah, about that “free” digital camera: you discover it’s terrible, and it will be “free” just after you buy lots of other stuff first. Misleading, huh?
Some of the e-mails pretend to be surveys, such as “Who should the next President be?” The survey doesn’t really care about your political opinion: it’s just collecting (harvesting) your e-mail address and other personal data about you, to sell to advertisers.
Pornography
Most e-mails hawking pornography try to make you to visit a sexy Web site, full of nude women who try to get you to reveal your credit-card number and become a paying member. Other pornographic e-mails try to make you phone a sexy girl whose area code just happens to be in the Caribbean or Asia or Hong Kong or some other island that will give you a huge phone bill, whose profits go to a foreign phone company that secretly gives the scheme’s manager a cut.
Phishing
You might receive an e-mail saying that the security department (of your bank, credit-card company, or employer) wants you to reenter your personal information (credit-card number, PIN number, social-security number, mother’s maiden name, etc.) to protect against fraud. At the bottom of the e-mail is a button to click to go to the Web site, where you enter the info.
But that Web site’s a fake: it’s really run by a crook who’s waiting for you to enter your personal info so he can steal your identity and credit-card info and buy things billed to you, then disappear before you realize you’ve been robbed and your credit history has been ruined.
Banks NEVER send e-mails asking you to reenter your account info. Such e-mails are always frauds.
Those fake e-mails and fake Web sites are called phishing, because they’re created by crooks who are “fishing” for suckers who’ll tell the crooks all personal secrets. Phishing expeditions were first launched against customers of Australia and New Zealand banks, then spread to U.S. banks (such as Citibank) and beyond.
Spam
Unsolicited and unwanted e-mail is called junk e-mail. It’s mass-produced and sent to millions of folks all over the world, using a technique called bulk e-mail. Junk e-mail is also called spam (because it spreads all over the Internet, just like Spam luncheon meat spread all over Europe during World War II). The person who sends it is called a spammer and said to be spamming.
The typical spammer uses bulk e-mail to send spam to 3,000,000 e-mail addresses, all at once! 99.99% of the people who receive it will ignore it, but the other .01% keep the spammer in business: .01% of 3,000,000 people is 300 customers — and sending bulk e-mail costs nearly nothing!
In the USA, 90% of all e-mail is spam.
Internet service providers (such as Earthlink and AOL) complain that most of their equipment is now just handling spam. They’ve sued spammers for “trespassing”, and they’ve gotten some laws passed against spam. Remember:
If you’re a spammer,
You’ll wind up in the slammer.
If you’re trying to advertise a business, you’ll be tempted to send bulk e-mail (spam). It costs you nearly nothing, since Internet e-mail is free (unlike traditional mail, which costs 39¢ each, plus the cost of paper, plus the cost of putting labels onto all the envelopes). But since spam is associated with dishonest hucksters, sending spam can do your business’s reputation more harm than good.
To avoid wasting time reading spam, some people (and their employers and Internet providers) use spam filters, which automatically erase spam (or dump it into a “Spam” folder or put the word “SPAM” in the subject line). To decide which e-mails are spam, spam filters use 3 techniques: blacklists (lists of known spammers), whitelists (lists of friends who are not spammers), and Bayesian filters (lists of characteristics of spam).
But spammers evade the filters and get their spam to you anyway, by using these tricks:
Spammers keep changing their e-mail addresses (to addresses that aren’t blacklisted yet).
Spammers purposely misspell (they offer you “poorn” or “pOrn” or “p0rn” or “pron” instead of “porn”) and add word salad (irrelevant words & sentences, often printed in white on a white background), so most of the e-mail doesn’t seem to be about porn or Viagra or other spam topics.
Alas, spam filters reject valid mail that just looks like spam.
If you sent an e-mail to a friend, but your friend never saw it, that’s probably because your e-mail looked too much like spam (you used too many spam-like words or fonts or graphics), so a spam filter hid your mail.
Hoaxes
A hoax is just an e-mail message that contains a scary incorrect rumor and warns you to “pass the message to all your friends”.
The hoax is not a program; it’s just a document. Though it theoretically does “no harm”, actually it’s as harmful as traditional viruses, since it wastes your time, waste your friends’ time, embarrasses you (when you later discover the rumor is a lie and should be retracted), and creates a worldwide clogging of e-mail systems forced to transmit the rumor and retractions to millions of people.
Good Times In May 1994, people began sending each other e-mails spreading a rumor that if you receive a file called “Good Times”, don’t download it, because downloading it will erase your hard disk. The rumor was false: there is no “Good Times” virus.
The person who started the rumor knew it was false and started it as a prank. The rumor traveled fast and clogged e-mail systems all across the country, so the rumor itself became as annoying as a traditional virus.
The rumor gradually got wilder, and said that “Good Times” was an e-mail message, and just reading the message would erase your hard disk.
The rumor eventually became even more bizarre. Here’s an abridgement of the rumor’s current version:
“The FCC released a warning, last Wednesday, of major importance to any regular user of the Internet. A new computer virus has been engineered that’s unparalleled in its destructive capability. Other viruses pale in comparison to this newest creation by a warped mentality.
“What makes this virus so terrifying, said the FCC, is that no disk need be inserted to infect a computer. The virus can be spread through Internet e-mail. Once a computer is infected, its hard drive will most likely be destroyed. If the program is not stopped, it will create a loop that can severely damage the processor if left running too long. Unfortunately, most novice users will not realize what’s happening until far too late.
“Luckily, there’s a way to detect what’s now know as the ‘Good Times’ virus: the virus always travels to new computers in an e-mail message whose subject line says ‘Good Times’. Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received: don’t read it.
“The program is highly intelligent: it will send copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is in a received-mail file or a sent-mail file. It will then trash the computer it is running on.
“So if you receive a file with the subject line ‘Good Times’, delete it immediately! Do not read it!
“Warn your friends of this newest threat to the Internet! It could save them a lot of time and money.”
Again, there is no Good Times virus, but the rumor of the virus is itself a kind of virus!
Bad Times In December 1997, inspired by the Good Times virus hoax, Joe Garrick (and later others) published a rumor about a “Bad Times” virus. Here’s the rumor’s newest version (abridged):
“If you receive an email entitled ‘Badtimes’, delete it immediately. Don’t open it.
“This one is pretty nasty. It will erase everything on your hard drive, delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer, demagnetize the stripes on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR, and scratch any CD you try to play.
“It will recalibrate your refrigerator so your ice cream melts and milk curdles, give your ex-lover your new phone number, mix antifreeze into your fish tank, drink all your beer, and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company’s coming over.
“It will hide your car keys, move your car randomly around parking lots so you can’t find it, make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile, give you nightmares about circus midgets, and make you run with scissors.
“It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Psittacosis. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all active verbs to passive and incorporating misspellings that grossly change the meaning.
“It will leave the toilet seat up and your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will molecularly rearrange your cologne, making it smell like dill pickles.
“It is insidious, subtle, dangerous, terrifying to behold, and an interesting shade of mauve.
“Please forward this message to everyone you know!!! Everyone deserves a good laugh.”
E-mail tax In April 1999, a rumor swept across Canada, by e-mail, saying the Canadian government would start charging 5¢ for each e-mail ever sent, to reimburse the Canadian postal service, which was losing money because people were sending e-mails instead of regular letters. The rumor was false, a prank.
The next month, a U.S. variant began, which said “U.S.” instead of “Canada”.
Here’s an abridgement of the rumor. [Brackets show where the Canadian and US versions differ.]
“Please read the following carefully if you intend to stay online and continue using e-mail.
“The Government of [Canada, the United States] is attempting to quietly push through legislation that will affect your use of the Internet. Under proposed legislation, [Canada Post, the U.S. Postal Service] will bill e-mail users.
“Bill 602P will permit the government to charge a 5-cent surcharge on every e-mail, by billing Internet Service Providers. The consumer would be billed in turn by the ISP. [Toronto, Washington DC] lawyer Richard Stepp is working to prevent this legislation from becoming law.
“The [Canada Post Corporation, US Postal Service] says e-mail proliferation costs nearly [$23,000,000, $230,000,000] in lost revenue per year. Since the average citizen receives about 10 e-mails per day, the cost to the typical individual would be an extra 50 cents per day, or over $180 dollars per year, beyond regular Internet costs.
“Note that this money would be paid directly to [Canada Post, the US Postal Service] for a service they don’t even provide. The whole point of the Internet is democracy and non-interference.
“One [back-bencher, congressman], Tony Schnell, has even suggested a ‘20-to-40-dollar-per-month surcharge on all Internet service’ beyond the government’s proposed e-mail charges. Most major newspapers have ignored the story, the only exception being the [Toronto Star, Washingtonian], which called the idea of e-mail surcharge ‘a useful concept whose time has come’.
“Don’t sit by and watch your freedoms erode away! Send this e-mail to all [Canadians, Americans] on your list. Tell your friends and relatives to write to their [MP, congressman] and say ‘No!’ to Bill 602P. — Kate Turner, Assistant to Richard Stepp”
That rumor is entirely fiction. There is no “Bill 602P”, no “Tony Schnell”, no “Richard Stepp”, and no desire by postal authorities or newspapers for a surcharge.