Quotes from College...what I'm really learning

"I'd like to look at a smattering of parasites in this phylum."-Sherri Sprangers

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"If you have a hard hat and a clipboard, you can do anything."-Jon Paul

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"If you were perfect you'd be a dog, and then why would you be taking a psychology class?"-Rhea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"History is of no use to you."-John Mason

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"It (history) is a useless subject."-John Mason

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"In America, violence is domestic. Guns are used for animals and other people and things, like your cousins."-John Mason

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"We want peace at any price."-John Mason in light of Sept. 11th's events

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"What we have here is a supermarket in religion."-John Mason

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"Historically, the English are very aggressive people."-John Mason

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"Europe is Backwards."-John Mason

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"Columbus we know as the man who wears funny pants."-John Mason

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"We choose babies like we choose an appliance."-John Mason on overpopulation

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"Revolution is a home-grown thing."-John Mason

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"It wouldn't just be casual sex, it'd be a religious experiance."-Esben

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"A person wears a variety of masks and there may be nothing behind a mask at all."-Kimball

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"We create ourselves through the masks we wear."-Kimball

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"Marraige and sex are different."-Kimball

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"Ears can be sexy, especially when you chew on them."-Rich, a German Student, think of the visual...

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"Sex is so cool."-Sherri Sprangers

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On the appendix: "We really don't need them anymore, they're for breaking down big leafy things, like koalas."-Ashley

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"You can't shoot your potential customers."-John Mason on trade

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"The government is a bit like a traffic cop."-John Mason

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"Trade and business are a bit like Olympic sports, somebody wins and somebody loses. You don't take a knife and shoot the winner."-John Mason

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"You can lay on the beach for as long as you want, but you will never photsynthesize."-Sherri Sprangers

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"The family has gone to hell in a handbasket."-Kimball

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"We're relationship hungry."-Kimball

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"Playing with friends is a sport."-Shane Curran

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"It doesn't matter whether they wear briefs, it's who's inside."-Rich

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