Here it is: Rocky Horror translated into that bizzare marching band world. It's not much at the moment, just songs really, but that's partly because it evolved from a parody that I came up with during a particularly boring math class. And then it grew. Currently, it's in the process of being turned into a script, somehow, if my fickle creativity doesn't get away from me. ;)
SongsBradley Offbeat (A Drum Major)
Jen Uinefake (A Drum Majorette)
The Mainland Band (A Band)
Dr. Rock-n-Roller (A Band Director)
Fuscia (A Staff Member)
Buddy (An Ex-Band Member)
The Competition Judge (A Narrator)
The Trannsylvanian Band (Another Band)
Lips: The drum major was ill So our director filled In so we could perform as a band. The football team was there In green spandex leg-wear Along with all the football fans. But then something went wrong For when we started our songs There was no one left in the stands. Then with a smile on his face While we were all disgraced The director told us of his plan: Rocky Horror Half-Time Show. Those foot ball fans Will wanna go. We'll play the music And write the sets. With brand new uniforms, We'll be the best. They'll wanna know Who's that playing The Rocky Horror Half-Time Show. We just couldn't believe What our director concieved. This show was simply too weird. In our black leather jackets And some sparkly fishnets We sure were a sight to be feared. When it came time for our show Onto the field we would go Expecting all the time to be jeered. What a reaction we'd bring! For the whole crowd would sing And at the end of it all, the fans cheered For our Rocky Horror Half-Time Show Those football fans Just love our show. We play the music We march our sets. These brand new uniforms Are just the best. Now everyone knows Who's that playing The Rocky Horror Half-Time Show.