August 8

"I don't need you Haiwin, I can do it by myself." Anna M

August 7

"It starts with F, and ends with U-C-K, and the answer is not firetruck." Laura

August 6

"Girl look at me! What happened to my cheese??" -Pat, after Frank H stole his cheese for Evelina

August 5

"God does not do mathematics since he can just look at all the mathematics that exists." Noah

"God can see all of mathematics, he does not need to prove that Fermat's Last Theorem has no solutions, he can just look at all of mathematics and see that there are no solutions." Noah

July 18

Evelina: Would you rather be built or manly?
Jon Bloom: I would rather be hung!

July 11

"O-L-D-I-E-R" Eve, spelling ‘older’

"G-R-I-N..." Eve, spelling ‘group’ to friend on phone, trying to read him the url of a website so he could give her IMO results

July 9

"Are you sexy enough to be picked up by gay men? I think not!" Eric to Evelina, after he was hit on by a guy

A summer long ago…

"Look outside! The sun is up! People are trying to sleep here!" -A Ross Legend, who goes on to slam the door and go back to sleep