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LBO FAQ
Contents:
1.What does LunchBox Orchestra mean?
2.Is Matt Glosser gay?
3.Why did you kick Joe Capra out?
4.When can I buy some of your music?
5.I think Tim's a stud muffin, where can I get his digits?
6.Billy is a real american beefcake, can you hook us up?
7.Where can I get a Fuck You Billy T-Shirt?

1.What does LunchBox Orchestra mean?
We could tell you but then we'd have t o kill you. It will cost exactly 100,000 dollars for LBO to reveal the complexities of their specially chosen name.

2.Is Matt Glosser gay?
Matt is not gay, to the best of my knowledge. He just respects the fact that gay people can get off by looking in the mirror.

3.Why did you kick Joe Capra out?
Because we hate his guts!! Just kidding Joe. We didn't kick him out, Joe wanted to do other stuff and we weren't getting anything done at that time so it was more like a mutual agreement upon seperation. We still love Joe, but it's fun putting question marks on places where his face used to be, and it's fun to make fun of some of his lyrics, but we still love him.

4.When can I buy some of your music?
We currently have about nine songs that we like and we play at our shows. We plan on recording at least four of these by mid summer 2000. This is if we keep our act together and put the money together. We are currently looking at various different recording places, if you know of any good ones please let us know.

5.I think Tim's a stud muffin, where can I get his digits?
Yes this is a frequently asked question by LBO female fan population and although I cannott distrubute this information via the internet you can email me at lbo@ihateclowns.com and I will try to get you hooked up with some of those digits.

6.I think billy is a real american beefcake, can you hook me up?
Ok, I lied, this isn't a frequently asked question, but I figured it would be good for his confidance.

7.Where can I get a Fuck You Billy T-Shirt?
Well If that's what you really want... If you haven't noticed we made all those shirts ourselves. I suppose we could make you one...um...but it costs money, so send us the money for a white t-shirt, or just a white tshirt and we'll draw it like the one's we have. send it to
LunchBox Orchestra
17edgemere avenue
Mt.Arlington NJ, 07856

Stay tuned for more to come!