Name: Flattus Maximus

Age: Unknown

Date of birth: Tomorrow

Home planet: Planet home

Favorite color: Brown

Favorite TV show: Barney

Last book read: Can't read

Last book written: Can't write

Hobbies: Hooked on Phonics

Last raped orifice: Lives in Dallas

Favorite celebrity: Gor-Gor

When I get mad: I fart

What shames me: Incontinence

"The Armored Clown", Flattus attributes his explosive guitar-style to a strict diet of vegetarians. Often the brunt of cruel jokes, to which he replies with devastating farts.