The following information was, er, borrowed off the various album jackets and used here to inform you of the alter biographies of various members of GWAR, as well as their arch enemies.

This section features most of the GWAR enemies throughout the years, in alphabetical order. In fact, it's not just enemies you'll find here, but also some kind of half-enemy characters.

A censorship dweeb that was going to replace GWAR on their "America Must be Destroyed" tour with the techno band 'Prestige'. He is supposed to be a FAMOUS writer. Anton can be traced back to the very beginning of GWAR. He either was a disembodied head with breasts (just a representation of him, as Sleazy describes him) that got blasted away, or a gigantic humanoid bug... who also got blasted away.

Former girlfriend of the Redneck and now main squeeze to GWAR lead singer Oderus Urungus. Her claim-to-fame was bearing the offspring of her and Oderus on stage. But Oderus being the good daddy we would think him to be, couldn't wait and ripped the baby out. Too bad. The baby died but it did make a good snack. But on the Bitch's more recent appearances she just complains about never getting any attention - To which Oderus responds by chopping off her tits. She attacks with the deadly double-edged dildo.

On the "America Must Be Destroyed tour", a particularly big, beefy, and ugly concert security goon made his way up on stage to do a little crowd control. GWAR showed him who was in charge by ripping his guts out.

In the year 1999 (okay, actually 1996) the comet Ragnarok is believed to be approaching and the end of the world is near. As the earth prepares for its end, we find out that it is actually Cardinal Syn coming to enslave our world. The giant holy robot and his followers fight GWAR and after he meets his defeat, we find that inside his massive robotic body is the alien mutant monster baby, whose soul was used to power the robot. Note: Like Gor-Gor, Cardinal Syn is also a very early character dating back prior to "Hell-o"! He has appeared in old comics and films and made some appearances on stage, but has not been featured in one of GWAR's major worldwide tours until recently.

Similar to the Ant, there was also a giant cockroach that was one of the band's early enemies. It was green and mean, and was killed by a huge canister of "Nuclear Raid".

Called Cerutti Fancypants, he trained The Morality Squad in combat so they wouldn't be defenseless when going up against GWAR. No special powers, but he packs a dangerous gun collection.

Superhero grandson of the hideous Granbo. Dressed in his Captain America uniform, he is the one who stole the Cuttlefish from between the legs of Oderus in "Phallus in Wonderland." Filled with muscles, but they can be a drawback too, as they are easily ripped right off the chest. He is always accompanied by Private Parts (cf.).

The Morality Squads own mad scientist. He created Tiny to take care of GWAR. Needless to say, his plan failed. Tiny was destroyed and the doctor got his face squashed in. It seems that he acquired the crutches once used by Granbo. These crutches, when pulled back, release a dangerous collection of spikes into its victims face. Apparently he seems to be inspired by Dr Strangelove from the Stanley Kubrick black comedy "Dr Strangelove, or, How I learned to stopped worrying and love the bomb".

A couple of years ago an organization was formed that is more dangerous then all of the enemies above: The Morality Squad. The sole purpose of this group is to rid the world of GWAR forever! Granbo is the leader and founder of The Morality Squad. She is a former PMRC member who got fed up with the filthy music put out by GWAR. She even went so far as to coat the cover of "Scumdogs of the Universe" with mind altering drugs, so we wouldn't get the full effect of the music. Used to be seen on crutches but now is confined to "the wheelchair of death." Died a horrible death, getting the skin ripped right off her body after having her wrinkled tits sucked by GWAR.

A typical priest - 0ut to get GWAR ever since they exposed him for the child-molester that he is. Last seen getting his cross shoved up his ass (which he probably rather liked).

Skulhedface's giant monstrosity, pieced together from the bodies of the most horrible humans of all time, was his secret weapon in his fight against GWAR. With an appropriately named cock-pit, a turd throwing butt-cannon, a bile-spewing penis-like extension with the head of Adolf Hitler, and more body parts than Jeffery Dahmer's apartment, the Flesh Colum made short work of GWAR, leaving them defeated for Skulhed's nefarious schemes.

A.k.a. the Cunt-Faced Boy, Skulhed's faithful assistant. Using his deformed face, he seduced and lured Beefcake into the lair of Skulhed, who then proceeded to cut off Beefcake's face and use it as a trap for the rest of GWAR. As GWAR was getting their asses kicked, Flopsy (who was genuinely enamored with Beefcake) was coerced into giving Beef his face back and setting him free. Beefcake then proceeded to fist-fuck Flopsy's face, which was more than the poor lad could bear.

The Chairman of the Broads, made up the other half of the "Misogynist Wrecking Crew" along with O.J. Simpson (cf.).

Mr. And Mrs. Fudgie, from when GWAR used to do a Toilet Summoning to conjure up something from a different realm ("the plane of Fudge"). Mr. Fudgie looks like a huge turd with an eye on a tentacle.

A very early enemy, with a rather elaborate costume for the early days. Can be seen in the "GWAR Must Be Destroyed" film that is part of the "Return Of Techno Destructo" video available from Slave Pit, as well as the "Poor Ole Tom" video.

A.k.a. The Radioactive Ram, partner of the Chernobyl Cockroach on the 1996 Wrestling Tour.

In the basement of the temple of GWAR, the slaves found something that appeared to be a dinosaur egg. Slymenstra attempted to nuture the egg, but the other GWARriors had their way and fed him with dead babies and shot him up with crack. The enraged baby tyrannosaur burst forth from the egg and bit off a slave's hand, then escaped form the temple "to spread disease and hatred to an unknowing world." Oderus claims to be the father of the child, although Slymenstra refutes this. A full grown Gor-Gor later returned to destroy a city and fight GWAR, only to have a sword stuck through his head by Oderus. Techno Destructo later found Gor-Gor and resurrected him as the Cybernetic Gor Borg and tried to use him to fight GWAR again, only to have his creation turned against him when Slymenstra took control of his remote. It is said that Gor-Gor will return again soon. Note: although not imortalized in song until "America Must be Destroyed", Gor-Gor is another early character in the GWAR mythos, appearing in crude form in shows prior to "Hell-o"!, in very early comics, and in the lyrics to AEIOU ("these are Gor-Gor's vowels").

On the "Ragnarok" tour, Oderus was confronted by a pair of Grey space aliens like we see on the X-Files and everywhere else these days. They came out with a big sperm sucking gun to gather the seed of Oderus Urungus, and proceeded to suck the Cuttlefish dry. Later, they returned and showered Slymenstra with the diseased semen, impregnating her with Oderus' child. Later, the pregnant Slymenstra was brought back out shackled down as the other band members proceeded to try to abort the child with a "knife in her guts" but it was then abducted by the grey aliens.

A dead maggoty baby using during performances of "Have You Seen Me?", widely rumored to be Oderus' boyfriend.

Already embalmed by years of chemical intake, after his recent death old Jerry kept on making appearances at GWAR shows. Like many others so foolish to take the stage with GWAR, Jerry had his guts pulled out and his face ripped off.

Another Fudgie (cf.). This one has tentacles for hands, is green, has a Viking hat and a huge bears. It feeds pizzas to GWAR and has been known to defeat Cardinal Syn (cf.). It was modeled after El Duce (RIP, of the band The Mentors). The name seems to have been inspired by Lovecraft's Yog Soggoth.

The lucky, lucky contest winner (he wins all the time). Well, GWAR always makes sure he "gets what he fucking deserves". Looks like he wins another decapitation. Yippee.

First seen on GWAR's 1995 tour, the King Of Pop dared to try to upstage GWAR with his break dancing showmanship. He then proceeded to reveal his massive once-black member and "beat it." Of course our favorite band of marauding space monsters proceeded to remove the offending organ from him (which shouldn't have been too much of a shock since we all know that he must have lost his balls years ago). They then ripped his face off and underneath was...a gray space alien?

The second contestant on the famous game show "Slaughterama." Being the nice guys they are, GWAR noticed that the skinhead was growing a little peach-fuzz on his head. Well we can't have that, so Oderus decided to give him a haircut. Unfortunately, the razor slipped and cut his head off (whoops).

First seen protesting a GWAR concert with other various lowlifes. But GWAR manager Sleazy P. Martini set them straight. Bravely he walked out to confront the dangerous villains. "Are you in show business" he asked. "Why, no we're not" the elderly woman answered. "THEN GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!!" with that (and a blast from his shotgun) he put a hole through one of the nuns. GWAR came to take care of the rest of them - decapitating them in a manner that would make you all proud.

During some of the tag-team wrestling shows in 1988, GWAR Woman faced off against Ollie North at the beginning of the set.

He made his debut on the late 1995 Mid Galactic Wrestling Championship tour, as part of a tag team with Frank Sinatra. The bloodthirsty Juice must have been having flashbacks of Nicole, because he tried to hack away at GWAR's resident blonde, Slymenstra. Or course it didn't take long before GWAR beheaded him, showering the audience with orange juice.

Since GWAR recognize no laws of man (or nature), the police often made an appearance at the shows on the "America Must be Destroyed" tour in the form of a fat pig-faced police officer (who would have made a good X-Cop) who shot his gun at them, but wound up having a mop handle shoved up his ass and was carried off the stage like a pig on a spit.

The aforementioned techno band. When it was announced that GWAR would not be playing, they came out and started playing a droning techno song. Of course, before too long GWAR appeared and they wound up getting their heads smashed in with their keyboards and spraying the crowd with blood.

First seen giving Corporal Punishment a blow job, last seen getting thrown off a skyscraper by two GWAR slaves. This little pecker might look small but he sure gave Beefcake a good run for his money.

Big, fat, beer-bellied, balding redneck who carries a shotgun. But why is he after GWAR? Well, it seems that Oderus stole his girlfriend/daughter/wife/mother (incest y'know). Well since then he follows GWAR from show to show and sometimes jumps on stage, trying to blow away poor Oderus. But fear not, the last time I saw, Oderus chopped off the top of his head and ripped open his beer belly to find…uh…a beer!

Once the beautiful queen matriarch of a peaceful vegetarian planet, she was transformed into SkulHedFace by Cardinal Syn and his holy warriors when they invaded her planet. Skulhed was sent to Earth by Syn to subjugate the developing world and harvest the Jizmogloben from its inhabitants, preparing the world for Syn's planned invasion. Throughout the centuries, Skulhed instigated wars to advance earth's technologies until the world was ready for domination. However, instead of saving the Jizmogloben for Syn, Skulhed became addicted to it and its power, and secretly began plotting to overthrow Syn by using the powerful Jizmogloben of GWAR. Skulhed used his assistant Flopsy and his creation The Flesh Column to defeat GWAR and rob them of their Jizmogloben using a contraption called the Homogenizer. GWAR managed to trick Skulhed into giving them their Jiz back, and then proceded to rape her to death.

How dare that Guns-n-Roses superstar just walk on stage and start showing off to us GWAR fans? Luckily we were spared from listening to him for too long, as Oderus ripped his face off.

A.k.a. Stubbles, leader of the GWAR fanclub, who gets disemboweled all the time.

A hot looking weightlifter Scumdog chick, also to be seen on the "Return of Techno Destructo" video. She's a Scumdog that has been sent by the Master to check up on Techno Destructo's progress and see why he has failed to return GWAR to the Master's army.

(a.k.a.: gay-bot, transformer-ass wannabe)

Arch enemy of GWAR: Served with GWAR in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion. Used to be two cyborgs sharing the same name, but has since split into two personalities: Techno Destucto and Bozo Destructo (played by Don Drakulich a.k.a. "Sleazy"). Hell-bent on forcing GWAR to become good guys, but they usually end up kicking the shit out of each other instead: trying to decide who has the Masters permission to destroy GWAR! They drink Multi-Lube, jerk off to Popular Mechanic and come from way past Uranus. Techno is armed with a huge mechanical claw while Bozo attacks with what seems to be a giant meat tenderizer. After the two split, Techno became even more obsessed with power. He confronted GWAR and made them an offer: He suggested they team up and take over the universe. When GWAR refused, Techno decided if they shall die. After a long battle, Techno was finally disarmed and was forced to become a slave to GWAR.

Timmy the talking toilet is a new device that GWAR brought in to spew out various enemies to kill, suddenly at the end of each show. Cardinal Syn bursts out of Timmy to reveal his true form.

Mutated nephew of Granbo. A nuclear mutation of two men, this guy packs a powerful punch. He has a weak spot though - he can be sliced right down the middle, but then you'll have to fight two of them.

 WORLD MAGGOT:

Inside the earth lay the enormous world maggot. GWAR hatched a scheme to harvest the souls of their fans to wake the maggot, so they could ride back into the stars upon its back and escape this insufferable mudball planet. Unfortunately for them, when the maggot awoke they were busy defeating Skulhedface, and the maggot flew off into the stars without them. The maggot also manages to make an appearance in their stage show at the end, as the band feeds them with female fans from the crowd, but when it starts attacking the band members they hack it into pieces like everything else.