JIZMAK
da
GUSHA

Name: Jizmak da Gusher

Instrument: Drums

Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass

Height: Almost tall

Weight: Almost fat

Eye color: Crimson

Home planet: The wide world of sports

Favorite food: Goat toast

Favorite Beverage: Beaver Slurpee

Favorite Color: Clear

Favorite TV show: The price is right

Favorite movie: Goodfellas

Last book read: Autobiography of Spuds Mackenzie

Last book written: Dog's Digest

Hobbies: Clubbing, BBQ, Cleavage, Pretending

Last raped orifice: The Popes nose

Favorite celebrity: King Kong

When I get Mad: I smash, squash, beat, pound, crush, slam, and pass out, much like the blackout of a violent drunk, upon awakening, I forgot why I was mad

Dreams or goals: Daydreams, 137 goals

Philosophy: Live until you die or live as long as you can live

Accomplishments: I ate the whole thing

What shames me: Having soiled pants

On dates I like to: Ramajama

Quote:

"I wish people would leave me alone"

The recently dethawed Jizmak became master of the "great beating machine" after the horrible death of former GWAR drummer Nippleus Erectus.