ODERUS
URUNGUS

Name: Oderus Urungus

Nicknames: Orderus Aroundus, "Party Pants", The Irish Kid

Age: 28 (million)

Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy. I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the planet Scumdoggia

Height, Weight: Variable

Favorite color: Urine

Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons of the damned

Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families, unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement personnel

On a date I like to: not go

Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram

Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of planet Earth from outer space, rapidly disappearing from sight

Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of

"Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually most deserving of agony."

Prime minister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain transplant before each show. Tortures thousands just by o opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and Chaos-thug supreme -proud owner of the tri-prong scrotal mount.