SLEAZY P. MARTINI

Name: Sleazy P. Martini

Age: Thir...None of your business!

Date of Birth: 6/6/56

Home planet: Oith

Height: 6'6", plus 2 feet for hair

Weight: 150, plus 50 pounds for hair

Symbol: $

Eye color: Green, what else

Favorite color: Green, what else

Favorite TV show: The Peoples Court

Favorite movies: The Godfather, Meanstreets, Scarface

Favorite drink: Happy Time wine

Favorite food: KungFu malt liquor

Last book read: How to manipulate friends and intimidate people

Last book written: Ditto

Last raped orifice: The collective anus of the buying public

Favorite celebrity: Myself

When I get mad: I get even

Dream of goal: There is no number large enough to quantify that kind of money

Philosophy of life: It's a bitch for everyone else

Accomplishments: Fingering Cher

What shames me: Ditto

On dates I like to: Get sucked for 12 hours

Quote:

"Suck it up"