Real Name: Nathan O. Martell Idiot Number: 1 Sponsored By: Grim Reaper Member Since: 1992 B.A.M.F. of: Idioticy Occupation: United States Naval Radar Tech Maritial Status: Married to Mirror Date Of Birth: August 1,1974 Birth Place: Medford, New Jersey Base of Operations: Blackwood, NJ Height: 5'10" Weight: 145 lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Most Common Activity: Playing Paintball Known Super Human Powers: To take out entire paintball teams with my "spyder". Other Super Human Powers: Take control of warplanes with my radar. Most Memorable Quote: "You know, my wife's birthday is Christmas and our anniversary is New Years, so the odds of me forgetting either one of those dates is pretty slim." Song Most Like This Person: "Young, Dumb, and Ugly" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Favorte Color: Black Favorite Food: Black Favorite Movie (recent): Star Wars Favorite Movie of all time: Star Wars When people are not looking, I like to: shoot you in the back with my paintball. Last Good Movie I Saw was Star Wars (Gee, do we see a theme here?) Last Good Book I Read was: Star Wars by George Lucas What I want People to really know about me is: I'm the greatest guy in the world Nothing can truly describe the Head Idiot. One of the former members of Chaos Inc, and as a founding members of B.A.M.F., Head Idiot is the pinnacle of doing things that make no sense, have no logic, or no reason what so ever. His knowledge and collection of Star Wars factoids is one only to be rivaled by George Lucas himself. Quick with a pun and faster with a beer, Head Idiot is truly a remarkable individual in the group. Over the years, his intelligence has grown, but we had him keep the title as a reminder of the old days. Back to The BAMF Files Go to Head Idiots Pics!! E-mail Head Idiot!!
Real Name: Nathan O. Martell Idiot Number: 1 Sponsored By: Grim Reaper Member Since: 1992 B.A.M.F. of: Idioticy Occupation: United States Naval Radar Tech Maritial Status: Married to Mirror Date Of Birth: August 1,1974 Birth Place: Medford, New Jersey Base of Operations: Blackwood, NJ Height: 5'10" Weight: 145 lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Most Common Activity: Playing Paintball Known Super Human Powers: To take out entire paintball teams with my "spyder".
Other Super Human Powers: Take control of warplanes with my radar.
Most Memorable Quote: "You know, my wife's birthday is Christmas and our anniversary is New Years, so the odds of me forgetting either one of those dates is pretty slim." Song Most Like This Person: "Young, Dumb, and Ugly" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Favorte Color: Black Favorite Food: Black Favorite Movie (recent): Star Wars Favorite Movie of all time: Star Wars When people are not looking, I like to: shoot you in the back with my paintball.
Last Good Movie I Saw was Star Wars (Gee, do we see a theme here?) Last Good Book I Read was: Star Wars by George Lucas What I want People to really know about me is: I'm the greatest guy in the world
Nothing can truly describe the Head Idiot. One of the former members of Chaos Inc, and as a founding members of B.A.M.F., Head Idiot is the pinnacle of doing things that make no sense, have no logic, or no reason what so ever. His knowledge and collection of Star Wars factoids is one only to be rivaled by George Lucas himself. Quick with a pun and faster with a beer, Head Idiot is truly a remarkable individual in the group. Over the years, his intelligence has grown, but we had him keep the title as a reminder of the old days.
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