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Silent Dan

Real Name: Daniel Paladino
Idiot Number: 13
Sponsored By: Thumper
Member Since: 2000
B.A.M.F. of: Motion Entertainment
Occupation: Keeper of Space & Time/Actor/Director/Writer/ok just plain cinema God
Maritial Status: single
Date Of Birth: February 8, 1976
Birth Place: Earth
Base of Operations: Sewell, NJ
Height: 5 ' 10"
Weight: "I plead the fifth."
Eyes: Two
Hair: Yes
Most Common Activity: Keeping the chair from hitting the ceiling / Arnold Schartzenegger's Body Double
Known Super Human Powers: Founderof movies in 15 minutes, able to create 3D objects in 2D states using lines and curves. (A.k.a. He can draw.)

Other Super Human Powers: Able to asorb the likeness and characteristics of Kevin Smith

Most Memorable Quote: "………………."
Song Most Like This Person: "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles
Favorte Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Movie (recent): Gladiator
Favorite Movie of all time: The Empire Strikes Back
When people are not looking, I like to: To plot Thumper's demise.

Last Good Movie I Saw was X-Men
Last Good Book I Read was: "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss
What I want People to really know about me is: if I wanted you to know, I would have told you by now.

Working with all aspects of the media, both in animation, motion picture, and canvas, Silent Dan is pretty much a mix of Walt Disney, Kevin Smith, and DaVinci. A master in the graphic arts and a wizard with movie editing software, our B.A.M.F. of Motion Entertainment has keep us informed wit what goes on in the Hollywood Industry, while creating his own low budget, independent films. Always there with a laugh, he and Thumper come up with some of the crazies parodies this side of Red Bank.

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