Real Name: Dominick N. Colamesta Idiot Number: 3 Sponsored By: Grim Reaper Member Since: 1992 B.A.M.F. of: Creativity Occupation: Wal-Mart Stock Associtate/super-soldier/ hero for hire. Marital Status: Married to Flower Date Of Birth: October 1, 1972 Birth Place: Camden, New Jersey Base of Operations: Blackwood, NJ Height: 5’8” Weight: 147 lbs. Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Most Common Activity: Plotting to take over the world. Known Super Human Powers: The ability to consume small amounts of alcoholic beverages such as “The Three Amigos” along with beer chasers and still be able to recognize the difference between Fuzzy and the waitress. Other Super Human Powers: The ability to see the future in short spurts of clairvoyant vision. Most Memorable Quote: “That’s sick.... I LIKE IT!!!” Song Most Like This Person: “Miracle Man” by Ozzy Ozborne Favorite Color: Blue, Grey, White, & Black Favorite Food: Wendy’s #1 Combo, Biggie Sized, without cheese. Favorite Movie (recent): “Family Man" Favorite Movie of all time: “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” When people are not looking, I like to: skip up and down the hallway yelling, “THE SKY IS FALLING!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!” Last Good Movie I Saw was: X2: X-Men United Last Good Book I Read was: The Sicilian by Mario Puzo What I want People to really know about me is: I just want what everyone wants in life. A good job, a loving family, and to answer those evil voices in my head so I can join their hellish crusade. You know, normal stuff. The title of " B.A.M.F. of Creativity" is the only thing that can not be taken away from Thumper. From coming up the groups' name to writing movies loosely based on their exploits, Thumper is always trying to keep himself busy. His dedication to his B.A.M.F.-ic family is the only thing that keeps him sane as he puts together newsletters and web sites, while still dealing with problems like running out of Mountain Dew and Wheat Thins. As a master of the Farce, he put everything in a satiric way, from slightly amusing to downright sinful.*s* Back to The BAMF Files Go to Thumper's Pics!! E-mail Thumper!! Thumper's Favorite Links!!! View Askew Productions!!! Anime Turnpike!!! The Pork!!! Chat, & more!! CNN/Sports Illustrated Corona!!! The movie news site!!
The title of " B.A.M.F. of Creativity" is the only thing that can not be taken away from Thumper. From coming up the groups' name to writing movies loosely based on their exploits, Thumper is always trying to keep himself busy. His dedication to his B.A.M.F.-ic family is the only thing that keeps him sane as he puts together newsletters and web sites, while still dealing with problems like running out of Mountain Dew and Wheat Thins. As a master of the Farce, he put everything in a satiric way, from slightly amusing to downright sinful.*s*
Back to The BAMF Files
Go to Thumper's Pics!!
E-mail Thumper!!
Thumper's Favorite Links!!!
View Askew Productions!!! Anime Turnpike!!! The Pork!!! Chat, & more!! CNN/Sports Illustrated Corona!!! The movie news site!!
