Man wanted one real man wanted one mister rough and tough who'll kiss me till' I cry
Man wanted
tall, dark and tan wanted
about this much across
and just about yeh high
Previous experience required
plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy
in writing
Man wanted
no Peter Pan wanted
these ain't no kiddie toys
so boys need not apply
Man wanted
one handy man wanted
some guy who's got the tools
to keep my heat on high
Ow-ow-ow
Man wanted
one strutting' Stan wanted
one randy rooster who
can make my feathers fly
extra strength and stamina
desired
if you think you've got
enough to qualify,
I'm waiting!
Man wanted no Peter Pan wanted these ain't no kiddie toys so boys need not apply
Man wanted, man wanted
keep your gents from Lord and Taylor
slip me one good sweaty sailor
one real live man wanted
It's so hard to find good help these days
