Man Wanted

Man wanted one real man wanted one mister rough and tough who'll kiss me till' I cry

Man wanted tall, dark and tan wanted about this much across and just about yeh high

Previous experience required plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy in writing

Man wanted no Peter Pan wanted these ain't no kiddie toys so boys need not apply

Previous experience required plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy twice daily

Man wanted no Peter Pan wanted these ain't no kiddie toys so boys need not apply

Man wanted, man wanted keep your gents from Lord and Taylor slip me one good sweaty sailor one real live man wanted

It's so hard to find good help these days