~Catrina's Castle~
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Welcome To Catrina's Castle...
Where The Drawbridge Is Always Open....


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Oh... lucky you.....you landed smack dab onto my webpage of useless bullshit & pig headed opinions. But, what the hell...you might enjoy it....I have quite the sense of humor....

Ok, lets see...I'm middle-aged ( Boy, I hate saying that)....I used to be a young fox......but, time flies....and the fox turns into a hag..... and reality really does bite.....my luscious brown curls slowly getting frosted....But, I can deal with that...I have a cosmo license..& a good thing at that....being an Italian woman we can get a mean moustache....ok, ok where was I ??? See, another thing about aging...the memory is truly the first to go...some say it's eyesight...trust me....the memory baby.....


Ok, so I talked about the bad things...but...the good do outweigh the bad....the best being knowledge...power truly is knowledge...& the older truly are wiser.....And, the other thing I notice as my ass is starting to droop an inch ...is that being kind to people & animals is absolutely & positively the most important thing.....especially senior citizens...who really deserve to be treated with respect.... so the next time a little old lady is driving 20 mph in front of you...let it go & be patient....


All that being said....I am looking forward to the second half of my life....Because I certainly will not make the same mistakes I made in the first half.... And, when you hit 40..you realize time goes by too quickly & you really need to get out & enjoy it.....before it is too late....you only go around once....

So what do I do to enjoy my life....Well, I just happen to be into flowers. Yep, flowers....flowers rule....If I had a greenhouse I would be a recluse...I should be working for a florist but, I want to work for a mortician....yes, you read correctly....that's why I have a cosmo license....to do dead hair...only problem is how do you get experienced on dead people? I've never met one....So, if any morticians happen to surf on by.....e mail is at the bottom of the page....

So, While I'm waiting for Mr. Mortician to call I am flexing my career muscles as a DA operator....That is..."Directory Assistance, what city & state please?"...An enjoyable position for the time being...


Oh yeah, I am really into candles too....I make my own....spike them with dried flowers... really heavy on the scent....gorgeous....My name isn't Martha....(Thank God because she really is an annoying bitch).....


OK, enough of my bitching & bragging.. I hope you find something useful here.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about my dog....You saw his picture...Oh please...tell me he isn't the cutest.....Most of my time is spent with my Boston Terrier..he thinks he is human..and you know, I'm starting to think so too!! Or, maybe he's just got the old lady brainwashed....He is an awesome pet....quite the character brimming with love to say the least....

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