Beware Of Viagra
A woman complained to her Doctor that her
husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her
a bottle of Viagra pills, telling her to put
them in her husband's drink and her husband
would be recharged. The woman was filled with
doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee
that evening. That night they made love. The
next night she put two viagra's in his coffee
and that night the sex was ecstatic. The next
night she said "What the hell!" and dumped
the whole bottle in his coffee. Sometime
later the Doctor called to check on his
patient's progress. The woman's son answered
the phone. When the Doctor asked how everyone
was doing, the boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis
left home, the maid's pregnant, my ass hurts,
and Dad is buck naked in the yard yelling,
"Here, kitty, kitty."
