German Golfer
A German industrialist,
while in Japan for some business meetings and
a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day
earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that
evening, he employed the services of a
beautiful young Japanese girl to be his
companion for the evening.
Although the Japanese girl spoke very
little German and the businessman spoke no
Japanese,
their passion roared.
In the heat of the moment she began
yelling: "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Hearing this,
the German industrialist knew that her
exclamations of happiness meant
that he had truly satisfied her and soon
afterwards he went to sleep. The next day
while playing golf with his Japanese business
colleagues, one of his Japanese colleagues
made a hole in one from 170 yards away!
Everyone was ecstatic and began yelling
excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his
friends, the German yelled "Gama Su! Gama
Su!"
The others suddenly become silent and
stared at him. One of the Japanese
businessmen turned to him and frowned:
"What do you mean 'wrong hole?'"