A Man And His Harley
This guy has always dreamed
of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
finally saved up enough money so he goes down
to the dealer. After he picks out the
perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an
old biker trick that will keep the chrome on
his new bike free from rust. The dealer
tells him that all he has to do is to keep a
jar Vaseline handy and put it on the
chrome before it rains, and everything will
be fine. He happily pays for the bike and
leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a
woman and falls in love. She
asks him to come home and meet her parents
over dinner. He readily accepts
and the date is set. At the appointed time,
he picks her up on this Harley
and they ride to her parents house. Before
they go in, she tells him that
they have a family tradition that whoever
speaks first after dinner must do
the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in
silence waiting for the first person to break
the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.
After a long fifteen minutes, the young man
decides to speed things up, so he reaches
over and kisses his woman in front of her
family.
No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his
hand under her blouse and fondles her
breasts. Still no one says a word. Finally,
he throws her on the table and has sex with
her in front of everyone. No one says a
word. Now he is getting desperate, so he
grabs her mother and throws HER on the
table. They have even wilder sex. Still no
one speaks.
By now he is thinking what to do next when he
hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his
Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his
pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline. The
father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the
dishes!"
