Crazy Mike

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny.....keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" So Crazy Mike says, "You better give me 3 boxes since there will be 3 girls to please!" The next day, Crazy Mike goes into the same pharmacy, walks right to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crazy Mike's penis is black and blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your penis while it's in that condition?" Crazy Mike says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."