Gas Servicemen
Two gas company servicemen,
a senior training supervisor and a young
trainee, were out checking meters in a
suburban neighbourhood. They parked their
truck at the end of the alley and worked
their way to the other end. At the last house
a woman looking out her kitchen window
watched the two men as they checked her gas
meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior
supervisor challenged his younger co-worker
to a footrace down the alley back to the
truck to prove that an older guy could outrun
a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they
realised the lady from that last house was
huffing and puffing right behind them. They
stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see
two gas men running as hard as you two were,
I figured I'd better run too!"