G.A.S.H.
A man is feeling very ill, goes to see his
doctor, and is immediately rushed to hospital
to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the
tests
in a private room at the hospital, and the
phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results
back from your tests and we've found you have
an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a
combination of gonareah, AIDS, syphilis, and
herpes!"
"My gosh, doctor! What are you going to do?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of
pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?"
"Well no, but it's the only food we can get
under the door.
