Tampons
A guy walks into a pharmacy
and the assistant asks if he can help. The
guy says he is looking for a packet of
tampons for his wife. The assistant points
him in the right diection and a while later
the guy comes to the counter with a roll of
cotton wool. "Couldn't you find the tampons?"
the assistant asks. "Yes, I found them" the
guy says, "but it's like this."Yesterday I
sent my wife to the tobacconist to get me a
carton of cigarettes. She came back with some
Rizlas and rolling tobacco. Now I figure, if
I have to roll my own, SO DOES
SHE!"
