Little Johnny 1

A teacher asks her student, Little Johnny, to answer the following problem: "Four pigeons are sitting on a fence. If you shoot one of them with a gun, how many are left?" Little Johnny thinks about it and answers, "Well, none." The teacher replies, "What do you mean?" To which Little Johnny answers, "Well once I fire the gun, all the pigeons will get scared and fly away." The teacher responds, "That's not the correct answer. The correct answer is that three are left, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny turns around and says, "Well, I now have a question for you. Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is biting the cone, one is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" The teacher is a little embarrassed by this question, but nonetheless responds, "Well, I guess it would be the one sucking the cone." To which Little Johnny answers, "Actually, it is the one wearing the wedding band, but I like the way you think."