Social Security
An old man goes into the
Social Security Office and fills out an
application too old to have a birth
certificate, he is asked to prove he
is old enough. He opens his shirt
and shows them the gray hair on his chest
and they accept that as proof. He goes home
to his wife, show's her the check, and
explains to her what has happened. She
replies,
"Well get back down there, pull down your
pants, and see if you can also get
disability!"
