Ed Zachary's Disease
woman was very despondent over not having sex
in quite some time. She was
becoming agitated and worried that she might
never find a mate. In hopes of finding a
solution to her problem, she decided that it
was time to see a doctor.
Looking through the phone book, she came upon
a Chinese sex therapistnamed Dr. Chang. When
the woman arrived, she told the doctor her
symptoms, and he said, "Take off arl your
crothes and you crawl real fass away from me
across the froor."
She crawled to the other side of the room and
Dr. Chang said, "Now...you crawl real fass
back to me," and she did Dr. Chang shook his
head and said, "You haf real bad case of Ed
Zachary disease....worse case I ever see!
That why you haf sex probrem." The woman was
completely confused and asked the doctor
exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he
replied, "Ed Zachary Disease.... that when
your face look ED-ZACHARY like your
ass!"
