Viagra
An
elderly gentleman went to
the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no
problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four,
but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any
good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright.
I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over
80 years old. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't piss on my shoes.
