Grandma Needs New Glasss
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives
a letter from his mother asking him to send
her a current photo of himself in his new
location. Too embarrassed to let her know
that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a
photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him
to send a picture to his grandmother. The man
cuts another picture in half, but this time
accidentally sends the bottom half of the
photo. He is really worried when he realizes
that he sent the wrong half, but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight
is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks
later he receives a letter from his
grandmother. It says....."Thank you for the
picture. Change your hair style....it makes
your nose look too short!"
